All Of Area Man's Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer

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SAN DIEGO—Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead's hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charles Pardahee, Pardahee said Friday.

By working overtime for the past six months and increasing his overall productivity, Hemstead has given himself the opportunity to earn his boss the San Diego Business Journal CEO of the Year Award.

SAN DIEGO—Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead's hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charles Pardahee, Pardahee said Friday.

"It just goes to show that if you're really passionate and dedicated, eventually it all comes back around to your superiors," Pardahee continued.The stress-related physical and psychological tolls for Hemstead, 34, have been high, but the hypertension, weight-gain, and crippling migraine headaches he has suffered due to his rigorous work schedule have been worth the rewards he has reaped for his employer, Pardahee confirmed.

"I'm sure there were times when Sam wondered if it was all really worth it, especially considering he had to pay for a lot of his medication and doctor's visits out of his own pocket," said Pardahee, who in 2009 forced all his account managers to become contract employees so he would no longer have to provide them with health care benefits.

"Seeing most of his paycheck go to child support has made me really value all the things I can do with my kids because of Sam's hard work," Pardahee continued. "Considering all he continues to do for this company without even thinking about taking a break, he's afforded me all the time in the world to just enjoy life and not be defined by my job.

 

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Way to go Arya-man!

Well, I'm sure it will trickle back down. 🤓

I think I used to work there.

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Area Employer deeply unhappy that hard working Area Man infected with SARS-CoV-2. Withdraws health insurance fearing cost increases. Second quarter profits set to exceed target.

Hey, the other commenters, tone it down a bit, will ya? I came here to check out jokes, not to become class conscious.

If he had a set of balls he would work for himself.

Your boss needs you— you don't need him!

The next year, his tirelessly hard work may even allow his boss to get a Lambo.

That's how it always is.

Too real.

Up next: Spouse Takes Half Of All Of Area Man's Hard Earned Pennies

Capitalism in a nutshell

Sad how accurate this is...

Finally

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