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Watch: Turtle stranded on Cape Cove rescued by volunteers - CNN Video
Volunteers from three organizations have moved the massive reptile back into the ocean and will continue to monitor its progress.
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Adam Devine Weds Chloe Bridges in MexicoThe couple, who have been engaged since 2019, originally delayed their wedding due to the pandemic. Ayo ADAMDEVINE Congratulations My Guy, Mrs. Devine is a baddie!
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Will Poulter joins 'Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3' as the MCU's Adam WarlockImagine this pic of Will Poulter but gold, and you've got AdamWarlock in GotGVol3 Any chance Luis Guzman joins Guardians of the Galaxy 3? luisguzman MarvelStudios disney He's gonna get paid, right? Looks like we've found our next Ron Perlman
‘Guardians of the Galaxy 3’ Enlists Will Poulter as Adam WarlockWill Poulter has been cast to play Adam Warlock in GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Vol. 3. The character was originally teased in the post-credits scene in 'Guardians Vol. 2' What?! Adam Warlock is coming in the MCU 🔥 You guys are having problems with Infinity Stones?
Will Poulter Joins Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ as Adam WarlockOne of Marvel’s most powerful superheroes is finally joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will Poulter has landed the role of Adam Warlock in “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3,” which writer-director James Gunn is set to start shooting later this year. Good for him! When he finds out what everyone is making on that movie: Please please please have Poulter/Warlock do Salt-n-Pepa's 'Waterfalls' with prattprattpratt/Star-Lord.... Marvel
Trump's Latest Jan. 6 Riot Meltdown Gets Brutal Fact-Check, Courtesy Of Adam SchiffThe California lawmaker serves the former president with a blunt reminder. I took a Big Schiff about an hour ago!!!
On CNN, Rep. Adam Schiff Calls GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy An ‘Insurrectionist In A Suit And Tie’'Even after the bloody insurrection—after all the shattered glass and the death of that day, (Republicans) were back on the House floor trying to overturn the election.” That's not fair, Kevin McCarthy has said as much in his own words too. I use this gif for special occasions only. Well deserved 👏🏽RepAdamSchiff Make a fucking example out of McCarthy…