Abortion Laws In Every State

State legislators were so busy trying to keep trans people out of bathrooms, they completely forgot to ban abortion.

Often overlooked due to its lack of remarkable features, North Dakota boasts a flourishing abortion sector, including 15,372 abortion sites and billions of pregnancies terminated per year.

I never realized how much Wisconsin looks like Fry from Futurama looking up.

Dr. Blatz, do you recognize the defendant?

That would actually work if it's the pill form and not a procedure. BUT I'm more for the procedure because unlike recycled breaths, that humanish recycling is good and turns the fetus/stem cells into a martyr. To save someone else's life like with cancer or something

Wisconsibly

Wtf? Lmao 🤣

This one was just true

Sooooo still legal then

Damn! That’s harsh. Probably true though

Duh, that’s the “what happened in Kenosha stays in Kenosha!” Rule.

This is how it all started, only fitting it ends the same way

The copy editor originally had a Freudian slip and wrote 'organs' instead of 'rights' before he/she/they/it caught himself/herself/themselves/itself.

so ChrisSununu what is the argument? Abortion is legal it's just the amount of time which none of the people actually making the laws have medical knowledge past maybe general associates level

How many conservatives are rushing their side piece to the clinic before the ruling comes out?

California and Colorado have me laughing out loud at work 🤣

Yeah, I wouldn't use those words when talking about having an abortion.

When the onion cares more about rights than the Supreme Court

SethAndrewsTTA Can you corroborate this report?

These courts might actually uphold that. Quote StrictScrutiny_ 'no laws, just vibes'

Not far enough from the truth to be funny.

Life is a choice we have to force the answer is always yes how we don't really care

🤣😂🤣

North Carolina. 🤣🤣🤣

Idaho one is lazy

Fuckin sad 😭

I’m not a woman. I can’t get pregnant. I’m not married, dating, or expecting a child out of wedlock. So why the fuck should I be able to decide what a woman does with her body? Why should another person be able to decide whether or not you have a kid?

this should be fun

The news is fired CEO was working back jobs. Cc nft web3 metaverse Before gungfu - piss of fury.

Mississippi though 💁‍♀️

THE ARKANSAS ONE HOLY SHIT

That’s hilarious❓.

Wow! Great to know we are

Instead of an abortion I chose a hysterectomy

I wonder how many people are going think this is real.

Quickie to quickie

Almost there

Looks like the onion has transitioned from parody to predictable forecasts.

Hey, sounds like a job for Scruff, the fastest aborter in the west.

Ahhh, just like the Purge.

Um... does that mean Open Office *still* doesn't print on Tuesdays? [ponder]

Can conservative men still call the mother a slut? Asking for a hate group.

Is there a shortage of wire hangers?

How fast should the unwanted unborn meet their end?

Well, damn. I don't care how many'likes' this gets... it will still be the most underrated Tweet of the week.

Oregon: The state allows both abortions and euthanasia, proving the argument that such laws are a slippery slope to allowing people to make their own choices.

MagicSilverFox What a disgusting headline

lol

TheThird0Eye LITERALLY the first few weeks of pregnancy are pre-intercourse, so men are literally walking around with the first 2 weeks of an embryo…Hey y’all, we’ve been going after the wrong gender!!!!!

Oof The Onion has become the fortune teller of truth.

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I expected this to hurt, I didn't expect to feel physically ill, holy fuck.

Make abortion great again.

This should be legalized

it's literally getting to the point where people are expecting to be rewarded/praised for going through with it... i mean... there are people that are suing for being born...

Small ass calves id abort it

I have too much rage to look at this. Pass.

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