Last night was the third episode of Bachelor in Paradise and after all the Blake/Caelynn drama, I think we're ALL ready to move on.
And we did move on....for about five minutes. Our fair Blake has found himself caught in the middle of yet another love triangle: this time between him, Dylan, and Hannah G.
JIC you don't know how Paradise works, lemme break it down for you: each week the girls and guys alternate giving roses to who they want to date on the Island. They each have one rose to give. HOWEVER, the point of Paradise is to find you ~perfect Bach-match~ so people generally play the field until they find the one.
WHICH IS WHY I'm so confused as to why Dylan went over to Blake and Hannah G. to interrupt their date. Yes, Dylan and Hannah G. clicked earlier, but it's obvs that she's also interested in pursuing Blake and should be allowed to.
Needless to say, everything was grade-A awkward when Dylan tried to pull Hannah G. away to talk and she very clearly wanted to stay on the beach with Blake.
The night ended with Dylan walking back to the group alone and Hannah G. continuing her date with Blake.
Here are the best and funniest tweets about all this Hannah G./Blake/Dylan drama:
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me @ hannah g for making sweet angel baby dylan cry #BachelorInParadise
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BLAKE WAS DM’ING HANNAH G WHILE IN BED WITH CAELYNN?! THIS SEASON IS MESSY. #BachelorInParadise
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Rare shot of Hannah G getting ready for tonight’s episode #BachelorInParadise
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How everyone feels about Hannah G and Dylan. #BachelorInParadise
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All of Bachelor Nation at Hannah G and Blake. #BachelorInParadise
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Dylan having to watch Blake twirl Hannah G. #BachelorinParadise
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Blake: I promise you nobody over there is judging you Literally everyone over there: #BachelorInParadise
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When Hannah started dancing and kissing Blake in front of sweet baby angel Dylan. #bachelorinparadise
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Sooooo did Blake hook up with Caelynn, Kristina, AND Hannah G before paradise? That dirty dirty dog #BachelorInParadise
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hannah g on blake: #bacheloreinparadise
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Dylan deserves a girl who looks remotely interested. #bachelorinparadise
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at this point... Hannah is the equivalent of Blake. They deserve each other. Dylan move on honey. You fucked up by latching onto one girl move on baby. #bachelorinparadise
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Dylan trying to pretend he’s not bothered by Blake making out with Hannah #BachelorInParadise
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#BachelorInParadise Dylan: I just wanna talk to Hannah Blake: I think we ALL want to talk to Hannah
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Me watching Dylan’s confrontation with Hannah and Blake on the beach #BachelorInParadise