What To Say To Someone Who Refuses To Vote

Politicians worked for decades to rig the system. The least citizens can do is vote so that our corrupt system can operate the way it was designed to.

Sometimes it helps to simply remind people how easy it is to vote.

It feels good to finally admit it.

Careful, now, Senator Johnson. You don’t want to get greedy.

They may vote just to keep you from having a lot of something.

They just have to remind the candidate once they’re in office that they are owed a filled-in pothole or two, and it’s done.

Specify that it’s good flavors, too.

The Duke of Cornbush is a flawed man, but his ambitions have been tempered by many winters.

The sound of the Statue of Liberty weeping is enough to soften the hardest heart.

This will definitely help motivate them to vote, provided they are part of that certain subset of Americans.

Look at their little faces!

Sometimes it’s best to just move on from the conversation and finish your meal order.

Even if the outcome of this election won’t change anything for them, it’s important to think about the guy who really wants this job.

It’s best to make sure this skeptic aligns with your political beliefs 100% before trying to persuade them to vote.

Who’s the contrarian now?

Looks like you’re both free!

Listen up closely if they have an answer, since this voting thing really doesn’t seem to be working.

Be ready with statistics that show fewer than 50 people per election cycle step into a pool of lava or bottomless pit.

If they believe their vote matters, this should convince them.

Ask them if they can imagine what it would be like to live in a place where elections don’t change anything.

For this to really resonate, you will unfortunately have to abduct a dog.

They can do what they want, but they should know that the Academy Award winner won’t ever see them the same way again.

Crucifixion doesn’t look too comfortable.

If they want to be one of the founders’ babies, then they need to vote like they want to be one of their babies.

The lives of innocent civilians are at stake.

Dissidents must be purged in order to ensure a stable rule.

Diddy’s sacrifice to the culture will not go uncelebrated if you have anything to say about it.

Let ’em find out the bitter truth the next morning.

Oh no, you started out thinking you were about to convince them to vote, but now you’ve convinced yourself not to vote.

The Founding Fathers intended for every voice to pretend to be heard.

Maybe the 80 million Americans who didn’t vote in the last election just needed to hear the magic word.