1. College professors keep it super professional:
high school teacher: you’re going to have to learn how to be more professional in your emails. your college professors won’t be messing around. Assistant Director of Bands, DOCTOR Matthew McCurry:
2. They give you detailed, in-depth responses:
3. They can be really hard to get to know:
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school." HS: "This won't work in college." College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?"
4. They give detailed, intense responses:
5. They aren't afraid of anything:
teachers in high school: your college professors will NOT let you get away with anything, this is the real world !! college professors:
6. They give it to you straight:
High school teachers: "You think im tough!? Just wait until you get into college, trash like you wont even last a fucking week in front of a professor" Those same college professors: "LMAOOO THIS DUDE JUST ASKED ME IF HE COULD USE THE BATHROOM"
7. They would never mess around:
Highschool Teachers: “College is NOT a joke and should be taken seriously!” Actual Professors when you get to college:
8. They keep their beliefs to themselves:
High school teachers won’t tell you their political views but college professors will drag the entire US government without a second thought
9. They're very secretive people:
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo
10. They search deep into your psyche:
my professor scared me for a second
11. College professors have no patience for tardiness:
12. And they don't appreciate any funny business:
High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that” College professors:
13. They keep a strict schedule:
high school teachers vs. college professors
14. They're absolutely zero fun and games:
High school: "we're only being this strict to prepare you for college" College: *professor comes to class on Halloween in dinosaur costume*
15. College professors rarely make mistakes:
16. They don't make promises they can't keep:
17. College professors have absolutely no room for failure:
High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot
18. They're super formal:
19. And they only dress in the finest clothing:
20. And they aren't afraid to lay down the law:
21. College professors take tests very seriously:
HS teachers: college is NOT a joke a real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?” A. Ethos B. Pathos C. Logos D. Migos
22. They take everything you say super seriously:
23. They'd never lie:
24. Super, super serious:
My High school Teacher: “You are all in for a rude awakening in college. Professors don’t mess around, its all business there.” My Neuroscience Prof:
25. College professors have no time for jokes:
26. They're super hard-asses:
High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am” College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”
27. They only cancel class if the situation is truly desperate:
28. Like, truly desperate:
high school teachers: be thankful we're so hard on you, college professors would fuck your ass up college professors: hi guys, Sorry, I can't make it to class, I'm mourning my fish. It drowned. -sent from my iPhone
29. They have no time for fun and games:
30. They let absolutely nothing slide:
31. They would never give you time off:
@lordfrychicken Elementary school teacher: just wait till you get to middle school Middle school teacher: just wait till you get to high school High school teacher: just wait till you get to college College professor: I gotta take my cat to the vet friday enjoy your long weekend
32. They certainly don't have a sense of humor:
Lmaooo 💀😂 my professor really brought a mf coffin to class to say “yall test scores had me dead”
33. And they're extremely empathetic to your plights:
