Buzz·Posted on 24 Oct 202029 British Tweets That Made Us Laugh Out Loud This Week"Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off."by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jack Hellier @Jackhellier Filming Batman in Liverpool is fun until you get called a “goth nonce” by a lad doing a wheelie in 110’s down bold street 10:49 AM - 12 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ben @bathomas00 Facebook is unrivalled hahahahah 01:43 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Will Wiles @WillWiles In the early days of the daily briefings my wife confessed to having trouble telling Hancock from Raab, and I said that Hancock looks like he drained the company pension fund by accident and Raab looks like he did it on purpose, and I stand by that https://t.co/9BRVv7zO43 09:26 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ✨ 𝙺𝚊𝚢 ✨ @Everybodys_Mum My boss’s new chair... 🧐 12:24 PM - 06 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. spoopy vantpire @iamanthonyjames Not fixed the big one though, have you 05:24 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. joshua @joshcharles_21 the devil works hard, but fatima works harder https://t.co/yhYuWmiJVG 10:43 AM - 13 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius This is how Manchester greeted Boris Johnson in 2015 05:06 PM - 20 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Joe @steamedhamms the fact the only difference between the medium tier and the high tier is how many lines the text is written over has killed me off https://t.co/BgYAN1G9Rm 09:37 AM - 19 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 🦇 @RLM713_ I hate it here 10:37 AM - 18 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. James Felton @JimMFelton The government deciding whether to save public health or Wetherspoons 10:21 AM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman *clears throat* tier-ry ennui 03:18 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mark Wright @mwrightwriter I love Lockdown Eve, such a special time of year. Going to bed, getting up and wondering if Boris has been. 06:18 PM - 11 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. maloof hoof @_alexmeadows London lockdown 2.0 01:52 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. three steaks pam @alexandrakuri how I imagine the uk walked into brexit negotiations 09:02 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. B @parkes_brogan Omg me dad went to an appointment in Apple an they couldn’t find his booking and they went the only one we have is for Tinie Tempah, which is what he set his Apple ID as ages ago taking the piss hahahaha 12:21 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. wafi @wxfis Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off 09:13 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tash✨ @tash_wynarczyk can’t believe they’ve gentrified scraps 11:44 AM - 11 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Davey @DavFlan Unreal 01:06 PM - 12 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Felton @JimMFelton Just in time, I hear there’s a virus going around in Wuhan https://t.co/4SGKRmC7Aw 07:35 PM - 20 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tom de silva @t0m_deSilv4 4 years ago I was doing trollies at Sainsburys on a Monday night. I left, worked hard and got a degree from the University of Sheffield. Now I’m doing trollies at Waitrose on a Friday night. Never give up 💫💯💎🛒 09:26 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Billie Melissa ✨ @billiemelissa_ Boris Johnson: 06:25 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. WHERE’S WAYNE @WayneInTheSeven My first ever job was in Sainsbury’s and it was sick cause lunch was free, like whatever I wanted. Not authorised by the company but still free 10:44 AM - 14 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Фаггот @slutCFO Me mixing my different friend groups for my bday party 04:23 PM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. molly but spooky @505mol pick a number 10:58 AM - 18 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. tanz @TanzeemC_ I also want to be the person that gets up and makes everyone a coffee so everyone's ready for the morning 10:21 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. zareen🪐 @zareenrm1 so glad i’ve grown out of the “i’m as strong as the boys” type feminism. now people ask me to lift things and i simply tell them i am but a fair maiden 10:04 PM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Rory horne @rorhor me neither 11:09 AM - 17 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. George 💕 @georgiakelly123 Surely someone on the phone in work didn’t just say ‘Q for cucumber’ 🤣🤣🤣 09:48 AM - 16 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. ً @3dnzo weird looking brother https://t.co/W1Nw7XwmGJ 12:04 PM - 15 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite