How ’bout we rewind to five minutes ago, back when this table corner had not completely ruined our day.
Get ready to dip into your savings, because this messed-up corner’s gonna need A LOT of therapy to unsee!A lime-green Kleenex box on a diagonal angle from the edge? Nobody’s visual cortex deserves this.Quick, show us some middle of a table right now—we can’t get this hideous table corner out of our minds!
1snugthejoiner yes.
Melissa61702765
Lmao gosh
Thanks for this.
ThrillShun that's a pretty nice one to be honest
Just another example of the Onion's blatant anti-table corner bias.
You monsters We bury those tables for a reason But you just had to dig Them up
Too soon.
Underside Gum...
MileHighKyle27
Shocking and disturbing. Thank you for bringing these atrocities to light The Onion 🙏
3 husk dropped my jaw
I got half way threw reading this before I remembered what the onion is
Why? Isn’t 2020 difficult enough without dredging up such horrors? Not the time. Not. The. Time.
jeeeesus, number 3 really got to me😱
Why is there not any warning? It's Fucking disturbing!
Thanks for completely ruining my day with these table corners :(
Omg. This is scary! EDGY! I’m gonna report you.
You need some fresh air, The Onion. Me, I now need therapy.
Aboustly terrible how could you post something so horrible on the internet?!?!
This is an edgy piece. Hehe.
Was this written by Larry David?
Why did you post this. I can't under this.😡😡😡
Holy shit. This is the highlight of my day. I’ve been inside too long. It’s official. 👀
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