10 Celebrities You Never Knew Were Abducted And Murdered By Andie MacDowell

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Corbin Bernsen is perhaps best known for his role in the hit ’80s TV drama L.A. Law, but we bet you didn’t realize he was yet another victim of Green Card star Andie MacDowell! In 2010, the Hollywood actress dragged a screaming Bernsen into the trunk of her car before driving him out into the Mojave Desert and shooting him in the head.

, but we bet you didn’t realize he was yet another victim ofstar Andie MacDowell! In 2010, the Hollywood actress dragged a screaming Bernsen into the trunk of her car before driving him out into the Mojave Desert and shooting him in the head.The Sixth SenseAdvertisement

When you think of Fergie, you probably immediately think of the sexy seductress singing on stage with the Black Eyed Peas, but back in 2012, the pop star was handcuffed to a metal drain pipe by Andie MacDowell and left to starve to death.Did you know that, according to forensic evidence, Roy Orbison marked a young Andie MacDowell’s first foray into cannibalism?was kidnapped, tortured, and subsequently murdered by Andie MacDowell in 2008, bringing an abrupt end to the beloved CBS series.

, but did you know Andie MacDowell cut out his heart while the boy was still alive? The former model abducted the child from his family’s home in Westlake Village, CA and bled him to death in her Beverly Hills mansion on April 10, 2001. He is buried throughout her extensive estate.. A deft performance from one of America’s most overlooked comic actresses.

 

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I can't believe they forgot to include telly savalas on this list 😒🙄

And they all happened in 2020, you monster

Thought Jared from subway is in jail for child pornography.

Henry Spencer :(

Old news! Where's the '10 More Celebrities You Never Knew Were Abducted And Murdered By Andie MacDowell' list?

Oh no! How sad! That's terrible! *reaches entry about Jared from Subway* You Go Gurl!

I guess some deserved it. But others most certainly didn't. Sigh. ..

Andie who? 🏴‍☠️

Is Andie MacDowell the new Garth Brooks?

Ah bah ça c’est pour BovoBruno. Voilà pourquoi tu l’aimes pas, t’avais des infos qu’on n’avait pas.

Please not Weird Al.

I don’t believe any of this. Fake news... wait who’s Andie MacDowell?

I can't believe that Andie MacDowell would do that sort of thing.

Lol talk about a random person to pick for this article

Who could forget the Groundhog Day Massacre. Absolute bloodbath.

She didn’t fool me. Only a cold-blooded person can’t tell when it’s raining.

Watch your back Flo. You may not be a full on celebrity, but you’re probably a little too perky for your own good. AndieSeesYou

Genuinely surprised this isn't a tweet from the president.

I never thought much of Andie McDowell until she disemboweled Jared Fogle.

aspeed Andie...the definition of zero fucks given.

You forgot Linda Fiorentino.

Didn’t Columbo try to stop her ? She was just too smart to fall for “ just one more thing “

blankcheckpod per today’s discussion

I had my suspicions.

this is not well sourced

DressUpGang did you know this

I never saw that coming. Perhaps she thinks her actions are inconsequential and she will wake up tomorrow at 6:00 and start this murderous rampage all over. --- BTW, does she work for the Clintons? (You guys are brutal.)

Hey i thought the Onion did satire

mattiegiles ROTFL

Man that’s what happened to Jericho. I miss that show. 😞

Me reading this headline.

I would have guessed Malcolm McDowell.

tprstly She can abduct me anytime. 😂😂

henryevil

'Allegedandie'

My sister was murdered in real life! JusticeForGeorgiaLeeMoses

Wth lmao

The Jared fogle bit threw me off lmao

Honestly I never would have guessed.

They should have followed her story in Groundhog Day.

4 will shock you!

We knew about this list. It's just,...well, it's never the one's one hoped would be on the list😞

were these give us for food or gifts ? ideal news lol

And every audience who went to see one of her “performances.”

The Onion 'bout to inadvertently launch the NEXT crazy conspiracy theory 😂😂😂

I knew it!

On the edge humor.

Take it back!

Man I love

well anyone ever she’s been in a movie with for sure

Sex, lies, and social media posts.

what we will do to know that lol

The real reason Jericho was taken off the air has finally been exposed.

DON'T CARE STILL STAN!

You won’t believe number 7!

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