You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

A nudist bather who chased a wild boar near a Berlin lake after it stole his laptop was applauded by onlookers after a successful pursuit.

briannatravers Ah, yes, the 'skinny, healthy' Europeans are at it again... 'This is how the world sees Germans - pudgy, loves to drink beer and eat too many sausages'

A boar is always male, whether wild or not. So, the guy is chasing a wild sow accompanied by her piglets.

This one will run and run!

Bring back that bag. My sauerkraut , for my sausage , is in there.

Never mind yaketty sax/the Benny Hill Chase theme, duelling banjos is far more appropriate!

Porky pig! But which one is that?

Chaser must have felt pig sick when he saw that wild boar run off with his laptop, containing all those dodgy downloads.

byronkaye Must have been doing a live onlyfans video for his subscribers nude in the park.

Didn’t anyone get any footage? You can’t play Yakety Sax over photographs.

He was obviously hoping to give it a good porking!

Deliverance: squeal, piggy, squeal!

A bit odd that you needed to mention naturism is 'perfectly legal'. Aren't you supposed to be the UK's weepingly liberal daily? connollyberlin

He has lost more than his top jk

I’m German, and it’s fun to see how different nations comment on this pictures: Americans laugh about it in a good natured way and can see how funny the situation is, the English make boring anti-German jokes and comment about how fat the guy is...

Boars love laptops. Both kinds of Boars.

Apparently the boar didn’t want the dick pics Cameron had sent him getting out

NoisettePhilip1 Why going to sunbath with 💻? 😂

The only way this headline could possibly be more German is if the nudist was chasing the boar in socks and sandals.

Welcome to the digital world Wild Boar! Lookafter your privacy settings....Don't be a victim of Cambridge Analytica!

Holy shit he's having a baby

You don't read that every day.

Lexialex i....

whatatimepod

Was it a Mac or Windows PC?

I really want to see this image reproduced on the side of a Grecian urn

Ed_Whitaker

When man is porkier than the bore.

helenpidd I thought of you and your wonderful articles about Yvonne nine years ago! It's Germany, it's August, that makes it time for Sommerloch! Hope you are well.

'Um Gottes Willen, das Fenton!'

'Déjeuner (interrompu) sur l'herbe!' Manet surpassed. This time no naked women. Very PC. Komm zurück, Schweinchen! Notice pusuing carnibore carries more fat than the wild boar. There's a lesson there.

REcowarrior Finally, some good news!!

Its a shame this wasnt recorded with the Benny Hill song playong in the background.

This does at least put my day into perspective

Lol

That laptop can’t fall into the wrong hands, too much on HD.😂😂

What must've been on that laptop?

Remember to delete your browser history regularly.

Which one is the wild boar? In this instance nudism should be banned.

Poor boar, must have PTSD, after such a trauma!

great fun

The recordings of what he did to the hog are on the laptop. He's squealing meee ttoooo while being chased by German weinstein

Die Wurst mistake that boar might make

drmistercody Thought you'd want to know about this

Those crazy boars !!!

mapa_pepa

Great story! Although there's a typo in the second paragraph: 'The photographer who captured the drama said the unidentified nudist was happy for *him* to share the images' - actually, the photographer (Adele Landauer) is female, I believe. connollyberlin

Thought it was an apple!

Pig chasing pig

German wild boar triggered by man waving sausage! 😉

kthalps isn't that weird?

2SCPodcast

Bravo! Mein Herr!

In Japan also, wild boar is running.

Black guy stole my laptop whilst in public shower once.. chased him naked and got it back. No one hurt, it was very funny! I’ve told that story dozens of times but never mentioned he was black before, but in 2020 we must include race in everything as a very important detail.

I hope it didn’t get his dongle!

Desenmerda-te

Tweet of the day so far...

Porker chases Porker.

This, this is news.

The perfect Trump photo shop project for the digital artist.

JasonIsbell

bargematt

“The man’s pursuit had a happy ending...”

Thanks naked-wildboar-chasing-man. . . And now I can't get the damn Benny Hill tune out my head... .

Just when I thought 2020 can’t get any weirder!

I dread to think what he was watching on his laptop.

You couldn’t make it up😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

More attacks on the Germans! 😕 It's very transparent 👀

....ok, that's funny

Donald Trump will try anything to improve his poll ratings.

Over to you Coldwar Steve. Coldwar_Steve

Is that orange face running with all that obesity. It is

Hopefully for the boar, the laptop wasn't full of spam

With enormous patriotic pride I can solemnly say in the name of all Germans: „This was one of our great and honourable nudists.“ 😂😂😂

Some people just look better with clothes on.

Gib mir meinen Laptop, du Schwein. Hilarious 😆

as it turned out the wild boar was a special breed created in north africa designed to loot tourists and sell their merchandise to other tourists

fpleitgenCNN 😂🤣😂

Wait... who’s the swine here?

🤣🤣😱😱

That boar just trying to help the fat man exercise, give him a medal

Him probably :

2020 isn't over with us yet. drmistercody was right yet again.

Will no-one listen to Cody's warnings!?! SomeMoreNews

FunTwitter

Wild boar tries to remove fat naked pervert from family picnic area

🙊

Probably one of funniest stories this week!🤪

It will be nice to see trump chased out of the white house like that if he loses and refuses to leave.

Wat een walgelijk figuur

Lexialex This looks like a Far Side cartoon.

and let the memes begin.....

Cue Benny Hill music

Is that Liam Fox?

Is that the secret code word to re programme Bucky?

2020 takes another wild turn.

'News'

Chasing or being chased or do I need glasses ?

I think that boar is running for a number of very good reasons...

WTH?

I am confused. Which one is the swine?

Lol! This is hilariously..

did the he allow you to use his picture?

Stuff great poetries are made of!

*benny hill theme plays in the background*

Those zany Germans.

Now every possible sentence has been written.

The boar is in better shape tbf

😂

Why do nudist’s always have a pot belly 🤣🤣🤣

At first I thought I was looking at a picture of Trump on the golf course...

Schweinhund! Wiederbringen Sie mir meinen Lapptopp, oder!

Just like trump

YouCantMakeThisUp Cc: AndrewMayne brycas morningstream

Oh great. This is the news I wanted to see this morning......

Just let the boar have it. Nobody wants to see old man dong flopping around.

Is he watching porno in wild 😂😂😂

The most German headline ever.

I totally thought that was Coldwar_Steve

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