Women can fall pregnant in swimming pools 'even without penetration'

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Women can fall pregnant in pools 'even without penetration' if men with 'strong sperm' ejaculate in water, says child protection boss

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2/25/2020

Women can fall pregnant in pools 'even without penetration' if men with 'strong sperm' ejaculate in water, says child protection boss

Sitti Hikmawatty, commissioner for health, made the extraordinary claims during an interview last week. Hikmawatty - whose name translates as 'wisdom' - has apologised for her comments.

Sitti Hikmawatty, commissioner for health, made the claims during an interview. Hikmawatty - whose surname translates as wisdom - has been ridiculed online. Doctors have said it is impossible to get pregnant in the way she described Read more: Daily Mail Online

Hilarious! 😂 Why would someone would publish this? Utter rubbish. Do the science. Ha! Eureka ! So that solves the mystery of massiahs born to virgin mothers? 🤔 🤦‍♀️ Nope! Who publishes this crap?! Av got a pal that got pregnant wi the implant and a coil but even she’s no that fertile 😂 What the fuck BREAKING: research shows that you can get rich loitering in the vicinity of ATMs...

Women can fall pregnant in swimming pools 'even without penetration'Sitti Hikmawatty, commissioner for health, made the extraordinary claims during an interview last week. Hikmawatty - whose name translates as 'wisdom' - has apologised for her comments. I got 8 ladies pregnant one time by giving Arn Anderson a flying headbutt at SummerSlam '95 you couldn't make it up 🦠🤢🤮

What the..... Maybe she is a flat earther as well. It makes more sense as an anagram: “Pregnant women can fall in pools, even without penetration.” There. Fixed it. Well that's a new one . The world has gone mad. How can I train my sperm to be this strong? WRONG! It's cutting edge journalism like this that made this country what it is today.

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Who are all these men ejaculating into swimming pools? Well, this explains why my kids all look like the wife's swimming instructor. Do you know why sea water is saltish ? Whale ejaculates gallons of sperm at a time . So avoid sea . Nice clickbait DailyMail No. All those fertility hospitals who charges like hell will die listening this joke 🙆

Damn. Dumb

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wow, any man, who's sperm that isn't killed by the chemicals in the water and can actually navigate their way to a women's front bottom within the milliseconds that it stays alive, isn't human, is a space alien wearing human skin as a disguise. That child will likely be a lizard Also if women stand too close to me for too long they are very likely to conceive.

How is that not banned? Yhooo If that’s true I must have a thousand kids 😂😂😂 Chlorinated children My wife got pregnant in a hot tub, but that's a different story. Why would a man want to shoot his load in a swimming pool?

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she needs a lesson in anatomy and physiology 😂😂 Just stop it, . Really, give us a break. Stop your stoooopid journalism. Maybe if they're having sex on the ladder or diving board, otherwise no🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m more concerned about what these men are doing instead of swimming. Paging DrJenGunter 🚨 No Didn’t realise sperm was involved, thought it was just a big white bird. 🤔 Learn something new everyday 😂

And you printed it ffs

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That's what you call a birthing pool,right? They should probably start putting something in pools to kill single celled organisms. Oh I’ve heard it all now 🙈😂 Thank god we don’t cum from that gene pool. 🤪 Okay so pools are off my list of fun things now I thought I was reading a review of Not Going Out!

Why does this headline read like u r blaming 'the silly little women' for men being unable to control where they ejaculate Even 'strong swimmers' couldn't survive the chemical process used to filter/clean pool water. There's more chance of the immaculate conception happening Last time I checked, women don't just, fall pregnant.

Is that even possible, fake news right? I think I just been but of swimming for life now. You need some sex education!

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I can't get pass 'fall pregnant' 🤔😳 😂😂😂 Translation: Woman visited bath. Woman got pregnant. Woman asked official for to explain this to the patriarchy to avoid trouble. This official came up with a perfectly sane answer that pleases men and women alike. I fathered my 1,552 children this way AnonsSynonymous What...um...what

C'mon. It's clickbait What are you guys doing in the water? Not on my planet lady The fun part here is, we can't be completely sure of whether or not the Daily Mail thinks this is true. Daily Mail, hahahaha. Never fact check. Any of you have doctors? Maybe planning on using this to say you aren't the daddy? Judge needs the laugh.

Why is anyone ejaculating in a pool? Why won't they accept saying these things makes people indifferent to bombing the 'Backward Savages?' Yeah, in your wet dreams, babe. No they can’t that’s either ignorance or stupidity. This is a fail in basic sex ed and reproduction. I think she may have sampled some of the “narcotic and addictive substances”.

It's rare though. It's how Aquaman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon were conceived. Bullshit. First of all, I think we can all agree that's NOT how it works. Secondly, my concern is that this myth is being peddled as a means of hushing up rape cases. For example, a woman who claims her pregnancy is the result of rape could be told 'No, it's because you swam in the pool'.

ALL MEN please stop ejaculating in public pools. Yes you! 🥒💦💦💦💦

Stop spreading misinformation. Some kids actually believe this stupidity Yeah no. That's not a thing. Cc KPAI_official 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 Sounds as if she’s auditioning for a position on Trump’s cabinet. Someone should tell her that he wants to ban Muslims.

Someone's made up a really bad excuse to cover their cheating 🤣 Idiot Nope.... “Child protection boss is an idiot.”

Really? This is ridiculous. Time for a retraction. so ridiculous, unreal😅😂🤣 Is that how you are borned? Why are people without the training necessary to care for themselves allowed to hold public office and decide other people's lives? but that's false Well if that’s not the case for universal vasectomies, idk what is?

You shouldn’t take anyone seriously who unironicly uses the term “fall pregnant”. I have no words.....(except who actually believes this?) I heard of a man who ejaculated in China and got a woman pregnant in the US...

Is she for real are we sure we want her as child protection boss? What about child protection assistant to the regional manager? Is this really the Onion? Cause....WOW. Who comes up with this stuff How about you do some research before posting bullshit stories? Umm...no. No. No. Absolute utter crap. No, just no. Don't give this a platform. Oh wait, It's the Daily Mail. If someone says something garbage and dangerous, they will publish it.

This is a lie. Why are you publishing this trash? No. Just no. Absolutely f*cking no. That’s still going around? 😳🙄 This is a special kind of stupid. Yeah no. She believed her husband's excuse 🤔 coming up next a very smart perm that's airborne and it will fly to any vagina in proximity. Can I get pregnant if I go swimming? I'm a healthy 36 year old male

JFC. I can't. Who thinks sperm can swim in a chlorinated (or salt) water pool.... 'Sniff out' a vagina (of course while ovulating), breech a clothing barrier, then squiggle in between closed labia to impregnate.... I'm so done with religion teaching biology. Child protection boss is idiot, says everyone else.

Pretty sure your translator is defective. Mine says her surname translates into English as, 'Dumb as a bag of rocks.' What Did this poor woman get knocked up out of wedlock and have to make this bizarre excuse? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nonsense.

That’s what Mary said. About as smart as the average Leave voter. Every Sperm Is Sacred. So just to be clear.. Some dude ejaculates into a swimming pool. The sperm desperse into the chlorinated water and then home in to impregnate a receptive vagina? FFS Why do you literally tweet about this article every 2 hours?

That's just retarded and takes the fun out of getting pregnant Lol nope. I guess some of them wear flippers 🤷🏻‍♀️ MorePAIN I sure hope your wifes been staying out of the pool lately.... LMAO... CottoIndian dont you even dare start swimming with them girls yet...LMAO! 1. I swim a lot and I think I would notice someone jerking off in the pool. 2. I can swim faster than sperm. 3. My bathing suit is pretty tight.

Stop publishing bollocks like this! Yikes no Which men are wanking off in the pool? These pools need to be closed. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Okay, your headline in the article is reasonable, the tweet is click bait. The Daily Fail gets it wrong again. Big surprise. I have no words. ...no. no they cannot.

😂😂😂 with all that chlorine? This “boss” needs her qualifications checked. Sounds perfectly cuckoo. Free speech? Good decision or bad? LOL, that sounds like something a woman would say when she hasn't had sex with her husband in a year yet somehow gets pregnant. Science is hard “Fall” pregnant, haha. Is that how they scare woman to go swimming

Welcome to the fucking dark ages She must me related to realDonaldTrump Its def a special kind of stupid !! Another lunatic. It will happened, when women and men ask the phone number while swimming, then take a date Ms Hikmawatty - whose surname translates as 'wisdom' OOOOOH MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING🤣🤪😂

🤣🤣🤣 I don't know what kind of a grown man gets that excited at a swimming pool but please keep them away from so the rest of us can enjoy ourselves. ClaraLKatzenmai Does chlorine kill sperm? NOW she fucking tells us! Sperm can't survive in it, with or without Chlorine. Someone please educate this Woman.

I believe that is called bull**** Sheer ignorance Some dirty bugger having a ham shank on the diving board. Really! Is this fake news? Or ignorance? Ignorance is the most dangerous virus on this planet today .. dear oh dear oldwivestales FakeNews COVIDー19 Time to head to the pool. Got a theory to test.

I heard one like this, but it was getting pregnant on a tractor seat when wearing shorts. Science says no. What year is this? 1100? 🤣🤣🤣 👍

What? I thought it was from toilet seats Genius! 😂 What is this nonsense Cool.... All the news that’s fit to print. A ban on criticizing Islam is all it will take for her to become the UK’s Health Commissioner. 😂 A sperm would die from the chlorine seconds after being evacuated

Laaaaaakuli 😱 Clearly biology was not her strongest subject in school was it 😂 Nar 😂😂😂😂😂 Do you think a man told her that? Could be a get out of jail free card. once pregnant your baby shall arrive via stork

Firstly - no - impossible. And secondly and more importantly who in their right minds as members of our 21st century society is doing that in the swimming pools? Why should others have to put up with that? This is what Merkel wants for Europe. BILD Once upon a time in the fairyland where fairytales had abound there were the ever present fertile grounds, blah, blah, blah, .... What the!

Infidelity has a pool pass. Seriously? / If so ! Ask yourself why so few Pregnant Women never mind Babies !!! Anyone believes this? Oh good gracious. Get a grip. Than we can get aids as well isn't it? MamaDoctorJones

It a load of rubbish to get pregnant a man got to have penetrated sex with a woman. Is she wearing what she has on? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Looool. She must have got pregnant that way! It is either ignorance is bliss or just an excuse to force a more hardline religious separation of men and women! 🤔 how it happen all women wearing pants.

Jeez what pool is she swimming in when men ejaculated in the pool.....but the sperm would die from the chlorine......no? Don't want her protecting children with that stupid advice! So that was how it happened....👀 Those pesky sperm. I've just read this and .... 🤔🤣🤣🤣 Can the sperm go through your eyes, mouth, ears and skin ? 😅 ewww

SMH - I presume she failed her biology exams.

Ah so that explains my Christian and middle names Lido, deep-end Lmaoooooooo!!!!! Someone kid came home with a bullshit story. Wtf So “I will NEVER swim in another public pool ever again” ...says every woman on the planet with active ovaries Another brilliant muslim scientist What a load of piffle🤦‍♀️ My spermicide is that strong I once had sex with my girlfriend and impregnated the lady in the flat above.

What LOL.

Well that explains how I've got 5 kids!! Should have found out after No4!! 👏👏👏 Oh no. This could cost me A LOT in child maintenance... She shouldn't be allowed anywhere near kids with a weird attitude like that. Cool! Off to masturbate into every hotel pool I can find. My lads won't be restrained. Having the proper fighting spirit makes a vas deferens.

All the men at the swimming pool will have to provide DNA before admission just Incase anyone gets pregnant. What a pile of 💩 What utter sh1te 😬 no

I can confidently say this has never happened in the history of mankind. AgentSaffron Abe yeh ky bakxhodi h😂😂😂🤣 What's wrong with those people And, is this a common occurrence? Why is nonscence like this published ? What sort of education has this woman had ? 🤡 Lol, masuk Daily Mail. Ampun deh Negeri saya ini, Bahagia warga nya. 😆

I did it once and impregnated so many (don’t recall how many were inside the pool) 😳😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔🤯🤯🤯🧐🧐 Swimming... yea right , even when your wearing swim wear , what about the chlorine? will it not kill the sperm or make it difficult to swim, rubbish show is the proof

Child protection boss? Of where, planet mental? 😁 Sitti Hikmawatty - whose surname translates as 'wisdom A little early for April fool's..... Lol!



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