Speaking to the press on Friday, with the hammer of impeachment poised to fall and countless domestic and international crises to consider, Donald Trump took on a pressing enemy: poor water pressure caused by conservation laws.
That's because of th poorer food standards
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British people... we implore you... help us! Please!
Maybe if he shit in the part that you sit on and not the part where the extra water is held, he could clear it out in one flush. That's the only explanation I got.
Most of us flush 1x, occasionally 2-3, only drug users and criminals are flushing 10x
He promised to drain the swamp, but ended up blocking the toilet... trump TrumpImpeachment realDonaldTrump
Is he watching the people in the rooms of his hotels? Eew.
Don’t US toilets have cisterns like the rest of the world? If so, it’s nothing to do with the mains water pressure as it’s gravity feed from the cistern above. If the White House has trouble understanding this, it will never get climate change!
Maybe he should just try a litter box. I'm sure he's got people to scoop his poop.
Maybe HE does.....
It’s a shit show in DC!
Even in a draught a bro flushes twice.
My god he really is a senile old man
Joe the plumber's best friend! [Or maybe he just needs a plumber's friend.]
After hours of technical talks, Trump masterfully summarized it all.
We have a shituation! 🤣
And by “people”, I mean me...
Idiot 🤦♀️
There's something so strangely appropriate about his remarks...
Sure he needs to
It's arthritis mouth mess
Dear GOD
Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking
Few realize that water has been at a constant amount for billions of years and rises a tiny bit every volcanic eruption and there is more water within the Earth than on the surface. What makes us think we can stay in one place forever inside a constantly changing environment?
Stop eating vindaloos ?
Open wider then
Please confine yourself to important matters not flushing toilettes and Innate issues
Only interested in the big stuff.
Bolsonaro said people could pooh one day, but not in the next one. This way the environment would be saved. 🙄
Maybe he does because he’s full of crap.
What will Guardian tweet without Trump he literally keeps them alive Trump says this Trump says that how pathetic
Dead cat.
MajorAmerican Bank statements don’t make good toilet paper.
This is a child’s mind!
Greta will be pleased !
. NATO Agenda: *Brussels Summit Declaration *Operations in Afghanistan *Women, Peace and Security in the Middle East *Excessive Toilet Flushing
Trump’s calorie intake has resulted in an anal fixation.
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Danm. Trump's already going for the 'insanity defense' and the trial hasn't even begun.
isn't concerned over gun control and climate change or running the country he's going to make flushing toilets a priority right up there with building that wall.........
Reminds me of the argument conservatives made against energy efficient lightbulbs a few years ago. They really don’t want to change even the slightest thing about their lives in order to help the environment.
That’s the President, tackling the greatest challenges to world peace and prosperity.
realDonaldTrump maybe its time to stop eating fast food if you have to flush 10 times!
the president of the united states of america.This guy. We laugh but.. Scary, isn'it?
That would be all the crap then.
He's not a reliable source for this issue. Anyone so full of toxic, fetid excrement as Donald Trump has a unique relationship with the toilet than the rest of us. He, no doubt, requires repeated flushings following use.
What the hell is he blathering about now?
Eat fewer cheeseburgers?
If Trump is OCD, I'm a psychopath.
Oh such an archaic neo-liberal idea, removing conservation regulations... Yes, rain is water, but that doesn't mean we should stop conserving the precious water we have. SystemChangeNotClimateChange changethecistern WaterIsLife ExtinctionR
Been trying to flush the turd for 3 years
A diet with fiber rich fruit and vegetables?
BREAKING: Trump to sign EO to have sharp sticks deployed next to every toilet in USA, to be used to break up hard extrusions such that a single flush will be sufficient.
Somebody has to ToiletTrainTrump
What is even happening?
“People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. They end up using more water,”
Nope...not an Onion piece.
Exactly how insane does he have to be before he's removed from office? Do they wait until he starts talking to trees? There must be a limit, and if so, surely it's long been passed.
AaronLoboRadio He’s so full of shit he would need the Great Lakes to flush it .
Maybe if he wasn’t so full of shit.......
How many goes does it take to flush away trumps musings 💩
Plumber-in-Chief
As a giant turd himself, I'm sure realDonaldTrump has a lot of experience in this area.
Solution? This horrible vile man has already create a “solution” by threatening to take away food stamps. If people cant eat they cant .... Personally he can cut back on McDonalds and KFC. He is case if small minds .........
Wow just wow.
That could get through the Senate faster than voting reform, n’cest pas?
'Flushlighting' as usual. On a steady diet of Whoppers and KFC he must be at leat a 20 flush guy! 😂
A clear cry for help.
This is so true! My office has water conservation toilets and it always takes 3 flushes at least! It has pissed me off, and I’m so thankful for a President who questions this sort of lunacy!!
Trump says people flush the toilet 10 times seeking absolution.
he is talking about this
I knew Trump had dumped the country in the toilet, but this is insane.
Different diet?
This isn’t the first of April people!!!
Assad-Putin fanboy Jezza using Kremlin propaganda again. Quel no surprise at all. Would he & Trump get briefings seperately or jointly or what?
This. Is. Absurd. It’s like an Onion article but it’s true. Jfc.
Get the Navy Seals on this top priority problem Mr. President. 🙄
I find when the shit is large enough... That's just what you have to do 🤔
Trump announces national Pre-K training program in toilet management. Well be based in Flushing, Queens.
I would flush the toilet 10000 times if it helped us get rid of you for once and all...
Trump says 'ca-ca wee-wee' and the world takes him seriously.
This is a strong start but it will go nowhere if you don't take up the core issues: pee-pee and poo-poo. realDonaldTrump
I flush my toilet once per day whether it needs it or not. Using water collected in the shower each morning. sustainability
I've been trying to understand why we've become the laughingstock of the world. Thank you, realDonaldTrump
Hallelujah! If we can solve this, we can solve anything! realDonaldTrump
Can we assume that this initiative will form the core of your 2020 State of the Union address, realDonaldTrump?
Two suggestions: 1 Ex-Lax; and 2 an industrial plunger!
Solving this terrible problem will surely cement your place in history, realDonaldTrump. America salutes you!
Important related concern for the Cabinet to take up with all due speed: is the toilet issue limited to wee-wee? realDonaldTrump
Hey, realDonaldTrump , is this the conclusion of a formal White House study?
Who do you think you are, Guard? The Mail?
'Installing my new Trump Toilet line in the Capitol will force Congress to s**t or get off the pot -- and without multiple flushes...' realDonaldTrump
Only people who don't know how to flush a toilet flush it 10 times.
Yet more projection from the President.
Well he’s saving you all the UN agenda of having rotating water outages, just saying by simple water conservation efforts by everybody. If the US has to start bringing in “bulk water” from other countries you will see your water not only shut off part of the day but extremely exp
And people wondered why world leaders at NATO were flabbergasted by Trump’s actions?
Problem has become so grave that state heads are forced to intervene.Solution-train them young n nip in the bud.Let me rush to see,where do I stand ?
fifty years from now, half of all Americans will point to Trump and describe him as 'Lincolnesque'. they will compare him to such 'great' presidents as the morons Reagan and Bush.
Glad to see our president and his cabinet taking this important concern 'head'-on.
As if more proof were needed that Trump has a potty mouth.
At last, a subject Trump can talk about with real expertise. realDonaldTrump
BREAKING: Trump to sign EO to have sharp sticks deployed next to every toilet in USA, to be used to break up hard extrusions such that a single slush will be sufficient.
I'm with Donald; seriously pisses me off when people flush 10 times.
Finally, someone has the courage to call out the connection between obsessive toilet flushing and climate change.
I mean, he is SO right; this could be the most serious problem of our era. Time for Trump Toilet Inc. -- and how proud I'll be to relieve myself all over the blessed Trump name.
joetraveler23 The right answer.
This turd 🤦♂️....smh
And where sir do they have such problems?
I don’t doubt it. He’s so full of shit.
Solution! That would be a bucket of water down the lav to alter the water level + dislodge the poo. Alternatively, more fibre in the President's diet.
piersmorgan will come handy got answer too re Don Tramp digested breky. Well
Good old fashioned mcdonalds diet
The venerated 'Think Tanks' should be working more on things like this and less on how to jack people's minds.
Flush you, Donnie
Better get real NO immunity
It’s a problem all world leaders have taught. I remember reading about Lincoln’s efforts.
It’s going to take a bigger toilet to flush that horrid man into the sewer. I hope it happens sooner than later.
TMI
Babies are dying in detention centers. DontLookAway
Please. Somebody. Make it stop.
Is that in a day or a week?
That’s what happens when you’re full of crap
Hold the handle down, realDonaldTrump. fixed
He has such problems because he’s so full of shit
Well if Trump was not so full of Shit, we would not have this problem 🤣
Drain that toilet!
Is he *literally* flushing the Constitution now?
Flush that swamp! (A/B testing)
Maybe someone is speaking from personal experience and has digestive problems..... just sayin 😆
Maybe this junk eating garbage can has to flush his giant shit ten times but the average person...NO toiletgate
America is a shitshow currently
Well, while he's doing weirdo shit, he should get rid of that daylight savings crap.
Stop being so full of shit?
I think that’s a lie perpetrated by the deep state.
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