I read that tomatoes might be good for a fella’s sperm count. Sperm’s always been a worry for me, ever since the day of the 1978 FA Cup final. I’ll spare you the goriest of the details, but the long and, er, short of it is that I fell off my bike going to my nan and grandad’s house to watch the match and sustained serious injuries to my pudenda. Fifteen stitches were required to sew my boyhood up, but I made it home in time for kick off, which is all I cared about. I was only 11, after all.
Clickbaity awfulness.
Cherry tomatoes.... 🍅
And the way am having low sperm count
plum tomatoes? 😉
We have always known this in Spain and Italy. Enjoy your soy beans, Anglo Guardian readers.
Never heard of ‘growbags’?! 😉
So now you won't lose count after a million ?
Let me invest in a tomato farm. Hold that thought.
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