The 17 things that happen to every mum at Halloween

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The 17 things that happen to every mum at Halloween 😅

It's a time of year your children look forward to for months on end. You imagine how your Halloween prep might go; how cute your kids look impressed up in their spooky outfits; how you all laugh as you make pumpkin lanterns together. Sadly, the reality is less idyllic, more expensive and with fewer laughs.Apparently dressing your child as the witch from The Room on the Broom has been vetoed by your darling child and you need to think up a new costume.

You will eat more Haribo than you should to protect your darlings agaisnt the evils of sugar You may have invested in a vampire outfit but standby for a meltdown when your precious litte one decides that, actually, she'd rather be a witch...It will take weeks to get the green face paint off your child's skin and cobweb effects out of their hair.Watch out for severing an atery as you carve a pumpkin.

 

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