The 17 things that happen to every mum at Halloween

7.10.2019

The 17 things that happen to every mum at Halloween 😅

Dressing your baby up as a pumpkin is basically the law. Do it while you can. No child over the age of 1 will ever allow this to happen again.

It will take weeks to get the green face paint off your child's skin and cobweb effects out of their hair.

Everyone is excited to festoon your front door with webs and skulls. But on November 1st, you are de-spooking your house alone.

You stealthily remove all the sweets from the kids' trick-or-treat goodies that may obstruct their airways.

There will be tears over lost fangs, crooked witches' hats and broken cats' ears.

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