Sarah Squirm: 'I made a necklace out of my dead grandma's glass eyeball'

The funniest standup I’ve ever seen … I’ve never seen her live, but I remember watching a Joan Rivers standup special for the first time and literally thinking she was magic.

Begs the classic Scottish response 'Did ye, aye' ?

Slow news day?

here’s the eyeball

“Is that the eye of Fatima?”. “No it’s Gladys’”.

Symbolic Savagery, no better than the sweet Papuan New Guinea girl who innocently brought her granny's hand to school for lunch.

theashleyray She is Not wrong about that poocano

Wtf is this now?

grauniadmeme

I suppose 'anal beads' would have been a step too far...

Weirdo!

WOW! The originality of the gross. That's something we've NEVER seen the superannuated mediocrities of the 15 minutes of fame cabal try to make use of before, is it? 🙄 'Here comes everybody'? 'Yeah? They went over that away. Follow the lemmings. Next!'

Ladles and Jellyspoons... I present... the Left Wing

Mr Tumble's edgy girlfriend? 🤷‍♂️

Oh aye !

There are different types of implants, classification ranging from spherica vs egg, oval-shaped and the presence of a peg or motility post. Which was it you made the necklace out of Sarah Squirm?

Um.......ok......

Whatever floats your boat. ⛵️

Desperate attention seeking.

Like ya do...

Is this the Guardian/Onion version?

Bloody great photo

And that made you happy ?

You'd get more mileage with her anal beads

And this crazy Smile. The hot crazyness Ratio does not fit

Thank you for sharing

I want a necklace made out of lefty ears

What the hell is that?

Damn!

Is this the satire account?

Tevs

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