A long-planned Museum of Brexit will open in either Peterborough or Boston, Lincolnshire, within two years after “support or otherwise from the local community” was weighed up, The Telegraph can disclose.
Those two massive tourist draws?
Will the central display be a rotting, stinking pile of fish?
Hasn't Peterborough been voted the worse place to live, in England, 3 years running? 🤔 Fitting.
It can exhibit artefacts from the industries destroyed by Brexit.
Somehow think it won’t go down a treat 🤢
Mate, within two years your brexit will be about as popular as dysentery.
And will be an albatross around the neck of the winning town for a generation.
So it'll be empty like our supermarket shelves I'm guessing?
Is it all statues of Dominic Raab eating Spam and Campbell Soup because he didn’t have “adequate food”?
What's going in it? Broken promises
Is it going to be full of raw sewage, dead pigs and rotting vegetables? 🤔🙄 BrexitDisaster
And close within seconds.
Is there a room big enough for all those lies?
Just like this one?
'Subject to availabilty'
What a great idea.
🤣
Be hilarious if they have to bus in loads of Eastern Europeans to work there because they cannot get any British takers!
Both are now going ‘Oh fuck no! Things are bad enough without pinning the blame on us for posterity!’ Ps I vote for Boston.
Brexit has turned entire country into a museum, we're now back in the 19th century. Dumping sewage into rivers, letting the poor starve. We should rename it 'the Victorian experience'. Strap line 'come to a country stuck in the past. Where the smell of effluent fills the air.'
The only museum with an empty gift shop
Hope it is better plannned than the actual Brexit otherwise it will be bankrupt within a month
Put it somewhere with a sea view so people can enjoy the sight of raw sewage floating by as another great brexit win….
Boston. Shit hole. Perfect.
will the centre piece be a copy of the former unedited human rights act 🤨🙄
Ooh, how exciting! I will be sure to go out of my way to visit that next time Im on plague island.
Hhmm, well, I guess some people believe that empty buildings have a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' about them.
Will it be owned by Madame Tussauds?
🤣 I love the idea of making ppl schlep over to Boston to visit this.
A handy target for all of those who have been stuffed by brexit?
What have the poor people of Peterborough or Boston done to have this foisted on them? Did they do something horrible in a past life?
The fens. Brexit heartlands, now struggling to find workers for their food production companies because the Europeans have left.
It's all a bit flat there, so no sunlit uplands at the 'museum' of BrexitShambles
An exhibition of failure
I presume it'll feature a café with no food?
Foreigners not welcome? Entry with a blue passport only?
Presumably it would contain British fishing and farming.
Just set fire to some tires in a skip, it’ll save millions and be ready in no time.
Museums usually contain things that are history, right? Brexit
Ha, one to miss.
Will probably have a waxwork of Hartley-Brewer in her Ginger Spice dress.
Loosing voters triggered!
Will it house artefacts like tins of food.
Isn't this basically what the Tories are turning the entire UK into? A historical museum, based on the hell of the past?
As a sure sign of it being inclusive and not at all divisive, they’ve taken the bold step to put the Brexit museum in… Peterborough or Boston
I predict a riot. Neither town will be able to tolerate this if it takes up valuable land where a fast food outlet might otherwise flourish.
What's the betting they've applied for EU culture and heritage structural funding to support this new development?
*makes note* places to avoid with a vengeance!
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