It might be difficult to get toilet paper to the UK if there are long-term border delays due to aEssity, which manufactures Velvet and Cushelle toilet paper brands in the UK, said it was developing “robust contingency plans” across the supply chain in case of a no-deal, warning that the stocks were “not unlimited.”
Just use the bidet.
Feck! I’m shitting it!
To quote Corporal Jones: “don’t panic!” It’s been suggested that there might be food shortages after a “no deal” Brexshit (see what I did there?) So maybe we’ll not need to “go” as much as we normally do.
No I’m not using fecking nettles!
I can see it now. In a few months time, the police will be raiding suspected toilet paper hoarders. 🤣😱😱😱
'Very British'. News
Problem solved.
Yeah, they'll go and nick it off somebody else !
Then the great British public would have to use this pro EU rag to wipe their backsides
There is plenty of green pasture in England. piersmorgan isn't too worried about not having toilet paper. Try and spot him in the greenery of the country side!!
There’ll always be DailyMailUK & TheSun
If only the independent still produced newspapers, it would found an legitimate use of its paper
Don't worry, your newspapers will be a suitable replacement for toilet paper.
Please just shut up you excuse for a newspaper. Is that all you’ve got?
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