Mum, 33, jokes she ‘went from Daisy the cow to Pamela Anderson in minutes’ thanks to ‘boob lifting stickers’

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Mum jokes she ‘went from Daisy the cow to Pamela Anderson in minutes’ thanks to ‘boob lifting stickers’

A MUM-OF-THREE has joked that thanks to some “invisible breast lifting stickers”, she went from “Daisy the cow to Pamela Anderson” in minutes.

“I got the delivery and peeled off the protective layer and lift up my meatless lost dreams of hope and apply the t*t bunnies to both. They seemed to work.” I felt convinced that t*t rabbits would lift my three children breastfeeding boobs that now resemble tennis balls in old socks, so I purchased.“I went to the bathroom where I decided I was going to take them off so I wasn't so noticeably uneven, and let my nipple holsters just hang like a couple of monkeys off a tree... except, the left one didn't want to budge.”

She said: “[But] after about 200 strangers entering the bathroom and taking turns, trying to squeeze my boob like a hamburger into these breast bunnies and lift them up like they were dead lifters, I was sticky taped like a mummy and sent on my way.”However, things went south in the taxi on the way home.

 

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