Lockdown 2 suffers from the curse of the sequel: how long until we get bored? | Joel Golby

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It all feels more Basic Instinct 2 than The Godfather: Part II, says the writer Joel Golby

, and, accordingly, the idea that we got through that war once 75 entire years ago so we can probably do this again. “We pulled together in a spirit of national sacrifice and unity,” Johnson said, about that 10-week period we all spent scrapping in the queue outside Asda.

 

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Parents should not have to choose between health & education. Schools without distancing're not safe. Opening and closing schools is not sustainable education. Pls support our petition for blended education to keep schools safe &make education sustainable.

I see a slot on the wickedly satirical Mock The Week or a guest appearance on the delightful Mash Report for you if you keep writing these broadly progressive left leaning consensus appeasing humorous takes, Joel.

BOCKDOWN THE MOVIE... Chronology

Ring-a-ring o' roses, A government full of posers, A-tishoo! A-tishoo! We all fall down.

How long until we get bored? Didn't take Portland long, did it?

There was going to be a Basic Instinct 3 but it was cancelled when they found out Sharon Stone was over fifty and wore comfort strides. Same with this situation.

If they didn't break their own rules, they would've been followed better the first time round. Secondly, most sensible people now look at the virus and think we should get back to normal with perhaps some social distancing, and spend our money on protecting the vulnerable

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