John Shuttleworth: ‘The funniest word? Tuna mayonnaise’

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The standup, singer-songwriter and radio presenter on the things that make him laugh the most

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The funniest standup I’ve ever seen … I do believe it was a sketch by the late Mike and Bernie Winters in the early 1970s. I can’t remember much about it, but it must have been funny because I slapped my thigh repeatedly, forgetting that I had a tangerine in my trouser pocket. I pummelled a good few of the segments into pulp and had juice running down my thigh – not a pleasant experience.

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That’s two words justsaying

I'm guessing 'tuna mayonnaise' is a British thing because I've never heard anyone say it in my life.

I’ve seen someone slip on a banana skin, and I can tell that it everything you’d wish it be - and more.

I quite like ‘coconut milk.’

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