sexologist Shan Boodram was surprised by just how much attention her "delicious scent" attracted.
Throwing it back to our Chemistry GCSE, Shan outlined her expectations for the experiment in a hypothesis, prior research, and apparatus format - but fundamentally wanted to see if the four of them got MORE attention from people in a crowded bar after they applied their "perfume".Having "successfully connected" with two people at the bar, Shan got all the women to gather in the toilets half-way through the night.
Sadly, Shan's clients reported that they didn't have much more success with men than beforehand - only noting that a few leaned in a little closer, which could have been to do with the background noise.
Why on earth do u want men to flock u? U sound cheap n desperate
Woman who puts out like a broken ATM wonders why men love her so much.
I must tell my gay friends!
If I smear shit all over myself it should work the opposite?
Lights are on...but no one home!
We can see there’s nothing upstairs...
Really, you call THIS news
Smells like Boris
🤩
Oh, that’s fresh!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here's another one of them
Thays just a slag wanting wanyimg mAle attatenaion
Yawn.
I think you sat next to me on the bus last week 🤮
I wear germaloids under my arms. Keeps the women away?
How do you bottle it?
EmmaBottrill1
Something fishy about this story
Oooo nasty... That’s how you get thrush 😂
Is that mackerel you're wearing?
I think this is a fishy story!
Maybe the men in her town like like the smell of trout...most men do not!😬
Cucci
Do you give out samples?
Then don’t be insulted when men spray you with air freshener or bug spray.
Fish and chips. British.
Milnerant ellie Goulding range, I hold open a funnel from the front seats
She is a demon posses
Men and flies.
Mrs Birdseye
I jizz in my beard - Chicks dig it
Mal Meninga
Yeah this chicks a herb
Sad that this actually counts as news.
Savannahgayle_ no splash, no gash
Release them flaps then sis
I find that scent offensive.
Really?
WHAT DOES SHE SCHMERE ON HERSELF WHEN SHE DONT WANT MEN FLOCKING ? SHIT~?!?!?
Didn’t this get posted a thousand times over the last two days? Surely there’s some kind of news that has happened since?
No splash just gash
That's what the hookers used to do in the 18th century in France
be comfortable with yourself, who cares if men flocking 👎🏻
Bag
Fish mongers
Yawn.
Ur a sick woman
Here was one of them
Men come flocking out of curiousity to see what died.
Hmmmm... sounds fishy to me
By the look of things, she probably uses her vaginal yeast for baking too. The (homeless) guys she attracts may confuse a chippie with a chippy. :-)
Omfg!!!!!
Shepherds it is then
Yeah men go flocking off to another pub.
so she smears herself in smelly smeg
Been doing ghat for years with Betty swollocks... 😂
Wonder if this would work on lesbians
as well as the Seagulls
Smells of desperation t me!
Now available in the shops Eau de Toilet by Rancid Knickers.
Nothing says attraction like the smell of rotten fish
Hopefully she meets them in a fish restaurant!!
👌
I'd run a mile.
And cats and dogs and flies 🤣
They come flocking cuz men will shag anything not because u smell of pum pum
that’s just disgusting fishy cow
Smells fishy to me
🤢
Sounds interesting
How many times is going to Tweet this crap?
Sounds fishy to me
😁
She must be a squirter
All the dogs flock to put their noses in there.
Sounds a bit fishie to me
Thats actually grim🤢
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ratakmonodosico The whorish look must surely do its part
Child pleaaassse!
That is just gross. 😯
Are they fishermen?
ManushRafatjah She work in a fishmongers?
nbp10000 Well, I never 😲 (hot flush incoming)
hmmm i smell a rat! liar liar vagina on fire 😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤢
Oh gosh. I. Taste puke 🤢 katie_asrk
I can't even stand the smell of my cat's cat food.
Eau De Fish
Yeah, sometimes I put some ball sweat behind my ears, should see the homos come running.
Gross!
Close your legs. We can smell your last customer 🤢
After 10 beers/margaritas it doesn’t matter what you smell apparently.
Why not
Sounds fishy.
🤢
😣
Well at least it will keep the flies busy........
Disgusting 😷
🤮
DukeCambridgeUK When I was in the UK-I ordered a Vera Want perfume from Amazon: 'Princess.' I guess I choose the wrong scent. Gross. Bayo
😳🤮
🐟🐟🐟🐟....👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 nice one 🤙🏻🤙🏻
MarcherLord1
SKANK!! CNN
🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
I'll stick with coco channel 😊
MarcherLord1
Along with plenty of Seagulls
Sure you do. And of course they do 🙄
Her moustache is also impressive
What does it even smell like? 🤔
Which town? Royston Vasey
Think I'm gonna be sick.
I smell something fishy here? 😳
How does one... capture the scent and then spray it on yourself...
Yep, the smell of yesterdays cream pie. A real knob-hardener. 🤡🤪
MarcherLord1 Thought I could smell mackerel down fox and hounds the other night!
RealBlackIrish must be like seagulls following a trawler
Hmm the smell of Garlic, nah don't think so.
MarcherLord1 They’re looking for some post-pub cod and chips, probably
Isn't that technically the same shit that slut Whitney Wisconsin did where she put her hand down her pants, then asked men in a store to smell her 'new perfume' unknowingly? I.e. sexual assault?
Nature isn’t it 😁
Stone
Haddock or cod smell?
craig_canavan ye can actually smell it 😂😂
with that face you need it
Fem fresh....
MarcherLord1
MarcherLord1 I'll drink to that.! 😂😂😂😂
The Pied Piper is back
I wear my scent as well it's like a musty blue cheese
Eau de Growler
MarcherLord1 That should attract Hammond and Grieve! Eau de fishy would suit them perfect 👌
🤢🤢eww
Your taking the piss😉
I bet
🤣
🙄!!
Nothing to do with the fact that she’s hot then? Because she is.
Imagine if a man had said that he wears his penis scent on nights out as aftershave and the women come flocking.....just saying.
Makes me feel sick reading it.
Huh?!! 😳🤢
MarcherLord1 I've often been told I smell like a c*nt after using a bit too much Old Spice...
Eau de mackerel
tinytwink I would love to know what tot make of this.... 😐🤣🤣🤣 xxx
MarcherLord1 I'm guessing........ Tuna
OMG 😮 dirty cow 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
😂😂😂 tuna or sardines 😂😂
Must be desperate for a man.
Reminds me kippers for breakfast
Bet she smells moist 🤮
ewwww 😲
MarcherLord1 You can get stuff for that.
seagulls come flocking
MarcherLord1 And.... Straight to the comments
I'll stick to Hermès 24 Faubourg, thank you.
MarcherLord1 ...and then one day, for no reason, they all voted for...
If it talks like a .... and smells like a .... she probably is a ....
MarcherLord1 Eau du Fadge..
MarcherLord1 Who knew that scent of vaginal yeast infection would be so appealing....
MarcherLord1 Not exactly a turn on smelling of her last conquest's custard. To be honest.
MarcherLord1
That's how animals behave, male and female, so definitely not something you'd want telling the world.
MarcherLord1 Only in billingsgate market love
MarcherLord1 Stay classy.... Or better still just eat some scampi fries...
MarcherLord1
MarcherLord1 ‘Flocking’ probably redundant.
MarcherLord1 Probably thinking 'slag' cos they sure as shit ain't thinking 'sexy'.
MarcherLord1
booharding your mum ?
TerOB1 jamesr58 scent of a woman.
Christ almighty.................... wtf .... how is that newsworthy?
Carl_JH ThomasMcMulla10 can’t resist a faaaash supper
I think she meant 'seagulls come flocking'
Vaginas aren’t meant to smell so if you have a “vag scent” I’d go get yourself some of this. You’re welcome btw. That’s my good deed done for today!
Lovely
Sick
Are u frigging serious ?
HalloweenPurist 🤣🤣🙊
I fart a lot on a night out but strangely it doesn't have the same effect
That’s just weird
So does every tabby cat for miles around ...
Because your face looks like a car accident
Why share?
Smelling like your faf 🤢
At what stage?
😧😧😧
isnt there already something like pheromones in perfume anyways thats hilarious
Dirty b'atch :)
& a few shots of sperm while getting ready to get the night started early........
this whole article seems a bit fishy to me!
Why is this a post?
How sick is this ffs !!
better off with a manky pack of sardines in your bag
Yeah.....course they do....🙄
🤷♀️😂 each to there own!
wonderful...
Fucking meff
And meanwhile
I have 'officially' heard everything.
...and what does that make her?
kay1eigh88
I like to put a can of tuna in my pants, but whatever works
given up following you, utter tosh
And flies
Also cats
Stinky girl.
The men probably think they can smell kebab meat!
I can smell kippers.
Smelly c*nt. Literally.
Yeast as perfume? Why would anyone want to smell like eu de tuna box 🤢
Meanwhile, in Japan...
I'm blissfully happy for her. 🙄
I'M Disgusted.
Smell like a fish mongers?
danlewis1982 😂😂😂
Do you think Britain's in an utter mess due to what's written in the gutter press?
Is it turnip .
😂😂😂 ffs
Odour Sloppy Seconds
Whilst we're on the subject of c*nts and perfume, who's tried that new fragrance from Justin Bieber? For sure!
Do they pay more if they see the competition?
The disadvantage is being followed everywhere by seagulls. 🏃♀️🕊️
'Shan’s clients reported that they didn’t have much more success with men than beforehand – only noting that a few leaned in a little closer, which could have been to do with the background noise.' 👏sample👏sizes👏matter
Eau de front bottom 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Thank god this post isn’t about Gemma Collins
What is that line from Silence of the Lambs? Anthony Hopkins.
Is this where I’ve gone wrong ? Forty quid a pop on a bottle perfume !
Why! God Why!!!!
I just thought she loved Scampi Fries!
She thinks shes a cat 😼
Wow! That's News!!
.... around the exit doors.
Sounds a bit fishy.....
Yes they do
perhaps Beto should get a bottle
Yummy...😜
Pussy Hilfiger
They prob think your a urinal
lanegrat_
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