'I hereby order': Trump mocked for highly formal, meaningless decree

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Trump’s demand that US companies boycott China, which he doesn’t have the power to enforce, inspired responses on Twitter

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Leaning further into a burgeoning economic war with China of his own design, Donald Trump on Friday levied a series of bizarre demands of American companies who do business in the country.“Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing your companies HOME and making your products in the USA.”

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King of Wishful Tweeting

I hereby order Trump spends another term as President and makes America even more Great

Mad as a hatter.

MalcolmNance Trump is one hell of a mentally ill man.

Hes starting to ticks boxes of stupidity that haven't even been made yet! 🙄

Trump mocked merely for being trump, “A wee bawbag”!

He should be taken at his word. People should be made to see the cost prior to 2020.

That would seriously impact many of the products used in his TrumpGolf resorts, not to mention the silly red hats. All made in China...

The men on white coats are closing in.

MalcolmNance It's the coke talking.

brooklynmarie He watches way too much TV

The messiah.......

Mr president dont worri a will never bother you again in my life to the people of the withhouse to see you arround

I hereby order the president to start being one.

It was a typo he meant 'Hebrew' 😉

'I hereby decree that you discount my order by 20% immediately!' ... Papa John's employee: 'Could you please tell me your coupon code.'

MalcolmNance Those are words said to him by Fred his entire life...now he's trying it on us. Laughingstock

IHerebyOrder A mental evaluation ... It's Long overdue.

Hair dye and orange bronzer linked to mush brain realDonaldTrump BatShitCrazy

IHerebyDecree

DerangedDonald wtf

We in the US are looking forward to the weather resulting from Trump's decrees: A law was made a distant moon ago here--July and August cannot be too hot. And there's a legal limit to the snow here, in Camelo--Oh, Wait. Damn! Turns out we're getting worsened climate destruction.

MalcolmNance did ha have a scepter in his had when he made thy decree? realDonaldTrump what a buffoon

MalcolmNance I hereby order Don the Con be impeached, indicted, tried and found guilty of crimes against humanity. Also DepravedgrifterIvanka and murderer Jared also need to be convicted and imprisoned.

governments have certain soft powers on companies to suggest wated behaviour

MalcolmNance Ole bigoted 'secret russian agent orange' can't seem to help himself, and people have the nerve to be talking crap about VP Joe Biden huh.

MalcolmNance

It’s good to be the King

MalcolmNance Now that's Socialism with a capital S!

I hereby order Donald Trump to Drop Dead!!! Is he still alive? Shit. Oh well. So much for meaningless 'orders.'

MalcolmNance trump doesn't know about any religion or gov't...

This guy has major mental issues.

He is The Chosen One.Bow down.

MalcolmNance I hereby order Trump to lose the wig and to stop using the tanning bed!

I wonder if his daughter still has her clothes made there and if so if he's discussed this one with her.

I thought the Guardian was briefly ordering us to mock him lol

MalcolmNance

This is a great opportunity for Americans to ignore everything Trump says and concentrate on the normal parts of government, the bits which Trump doesn’t do. Just wall off the Oval Office and let him think he’s in charge.

He’s crowning himself...

MalcolmNance ...and for a myriad of other things. He's highly mockable.

MalcolmNance Two shoes have already dropped - China with tariffs & Russia planning to respond to the previously banned U.S. Missile fired recently. How long before the last shoe drops? - incursion into Iran?

'OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!'

IherebyOrder pepperoni pizza & champagne

MalcolmNance Something else that wouldn't apply to either him or his daughter. Shock.

MalcolmNance Self proclaimed 'Nationalist' tRUmp tries to impose his 'socialist' economic warfare agenda. His mentoring under Putin is showing.

MalcolmNance He's confusing President of the United States with King of the United States KotUS

I herby ORDER you to take a very long walk off a extra short pier. Today PLEEEEEZE.

MalcolmNance He's Caligula unglued.

Its like Angelica pretending to be the President in a particularly heinous episode of Rugrats.

The man is mental.

Will he try to buy China next ? 😀

He thinks he's the next Mussolini. IlDunce

Wasn’t that meaningless as it wiped 2% off stocks

It's like pig wearing Chanel.

Otherwise known as Friday in the Trump administration. Doolally

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