How I Do It: 'I got caught taking a dick pic for my girlfriend in an alley'

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'With nobody about, I expose myself below the belt and with a quick adjustment for angles, I snap a photo'

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– a weekly series that sees people complete a sex diary for seven days – Ben describes lockdown without his girlfriend and a very public misadventure…I wake naturally, far earlier than I would care for. Still stiff as a flagpole after last night was wrought with unrelenting erections.

Andrea is also studying and is a far more diligent student than I am. It can feel like I get the timing wrong or become a bit of a pest when I do send a text to see if she’s picking up what I’m putting down.As luck would have it, Andrea messaged me this morning all about her own ‘horny dreams’ last night.We both like to talk about these scenes but agree we’re far too jealous to involve others for real. That doesn’t stop the thought being a huge turn-on for us both.

Unfortunately, I then look up and see a 30-something couple are facing me, close enough that they have without a doubt seen.

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