Hold your nose – Boris Johnson is trying to meme himself | Joel Golby

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Brace yourselves, voters. When the Actual Prime Minister appears in a Vogue web knock-off video, worse is to come, says columnist Joel Golby

Ah, I suppose this was always doomed to happen, wasn’t it. For years we’ve been training ourselves to speak the language of the internet until it became something close to our mother tongue, and all those basic little toddler sounds we used to make – All Your Base Are Belong To Us, longcat is long, Badger Badger Mushroom – are now a whole meme-as-language that worms through our brains like a parasite.

 

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Porn star in the making

kekkkkkkk. good for him. at least he is trying.

He better go back to school i think.

Too late. 'The new boy looks a right git.'

'Boris Bonehead' should work quite well.

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