German police investigate after giant phallic 'monument' vanishes

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Only sawdust remains at site of Bavarian mystery statue that has gained celebrity status among alpine hikers

German police have opened an investigation into the disappearance of a large wooden sculpture of a phallus from a mountainside where it appeared without explanation several years ago.

 

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Whoever took it are probably hardened criminals...

It's been stolen and erected in the garden of No10 as it's incumbent thinks it represents him best of all in his endeavours for the UK.

When does the Journalism Start?

Stiffed

It's been found...!!! SharkGregNorman

It's been found...!!! SharkGregNorman

It's been found!!! SharkGregNorman

It’s probably just local youths dicking about

Do they have any hard leads?

The aliens are taking back their artefacts

I haven't even seen that on German news, but I can imagine the policemen working on this crime have a laugh.

Police have nothing to go on..

Ahahahaaa!

Police are looking for a suspect with a smile one yard long

For the record, I have absolutely nothing to do with this one.

The Statue of Liberty was suprisinfly insistent that she hadn’t taken it.

I’m sure there’re raging questions.

Could there be a ...erection resurrection..?

Don’t worry, it’ll pop back up first thing in the morning

🙃😂oh my

Penis Envy

That's a dick move..

No more big dick. 🤣

What a giant cock-up.

I had not seen this but I must say...

It made its way to the Austrian village of Fucking

Guaranteed no one put it in his pants pocket.

dick ghosted and the government is jealous

I haven't finished the room for it yet, but when it's done, you can rub it for $5 and your ED is cured.

giant? stop joking or perhaps I should feel compassion? Bullshit4Bullshit

did it disappear shortly after it awakened?

Came for the replies and they did not disappoint.

Have you interrogated FLOTUS yet?

The giant one eye monster took it!

Thats what she said

andaba un chileno por ahí? 🤣

Preacher Season 4 anyone?

Giant dick

I hope whoever took it is finally satisfied.

They stole the erection!

Police have already made contact with a person of interest.

Maybe it is in better hands now

Os extraterrestres estão de sacanagem

The Smurfs did it!

This story is a load of old bollocks ..... .... 🍆 pun

Maybe the silver monolith ate it.

that's what i call a woodie.

It looks like a ...

Termites? Termites.

Is it natural or manmade?

It lost in rock, penis, scissors

I's that a wooden monument on your countryside, or you're just happy to see me?'

Laughing.

Some say that's going to be a hard one to solve

I've seen this music video.

Looks like a real dick move.

Maybe it's just really cold outside.

Your mom gone on a winter mini-break?

Was it cold?

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