Claire Ptak’s recipe for the best date milkshake | Baking the seasons

Last spring, my husband, Damian, and I rented a cottage in the sleepy desert town of Joshua Tree in south-eastern California. We never had a honeymoon, so we were treating this trip a little like one – 10 years on. Springtime in the high desert is anything but dull. The cacti were in full bloom, sprinkling the Hollywood-Western landscape with a confetti of pinks and yellows. We looked out for UFOs and explored the trails of Joshua Tree national park in search of palm oases.

The Guardian cheering on political violence......

Joke of a newspaper. Absolute rag.

You are a disgrace

Look at how Tommy Robinson is absolutely tearing into these Liberals bahaha. Suck it up people

Throw together? At whom?

Let’s all test it out at the Guardian HQ when they clock off then.

Shame can't get all the ingredients for a RemainiacShake.

What a F**king Rag!✊💦

The Guardian newspaper... Soft, durable and entirely absorbent!

...and coming up next week, Molotov Cocktails.

Gosh, what wits ! Shame about the total and utter lack of principle or integrity.

I have an Egg recipie for which you just need to crack one on a nut!

UK politics descends into a Milkshake arms war, I see a messy future.

So, you're looking for subscription money, huh?

😂😂😂🙌

WillBlackWriter Trending ... Milkshake

enesgg14 who took you on a journey to the past to see the future yesterday?

MartinMorComedy Yay... Let's all cheer. Meanwhile in adult land. Er... Democracy.

ChrisHewittLFC 👏👏👏👏👏

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Violence and intimidation this is the fascist leftists if u don't agree with them they will attack 👿

Friday morning the recipe will have a bitter taste for most idiots on this page!! Lets hope he celebrates with a shake not a pint?

Great public service announcement.

Gross

New low for the Guardian, in a year of chucking away liberal values and joining the antidemocratic elite trashing Britain. Did you all have a giggle in the office? How pathetic.

And the final ingredient is....?

I have to make one tonight for my Iftar yummy 😋

Just the thing to splash your local Nazi with.

Or over a politician

The left openly advocating political violence now.

Awesome coordination

Milk, ice cream, and dates , sweeten with honey .. mmm lovely milkshake .. Add oats if you want.. Great 🤩

Top trolling to whosoever runs this account today. Well done. 👏

AntRDean Wait? We have to throw in groups now? Okay.

Great trolling!

Wonderful punning

But NOT to be thrown over Nigel !!

'throw together' 👏

Terrific

dduane most 'shakes' as Americans refer to them have ice cream, just sayin.

NICE

Milkshakes, so very, à la mode, this season for every commentator with a conscience

No ideal except that which remains, a praising one is ambassador of that which remains.

The ambassador of that which remains, link that which remains over him and save, ate dates and drank milk.

You guys won twitter 2day.

Fair play, but dates wise I really want my Nan’s date & walnut cake recipe, sadly lost with her

Very much on point, well done. This shake is dairy free, so it's perfect for those that are intolerant.

Seems a bit extreme to throw over Farage but I’ll give it a go...

Sometimes I love the guardian, they can be so 💅

'I threw it together in seconds - and almost missed!'

The Guardian desperately going for a little easy SEO action 😂

That's over 2000 calories almost all from sugar. How is this a 'healthy snack? . This kind of misinformation is killing people. Stop it now.

But is it a milkshake worth throwing?

Not surprised you have such low readership & are begging for donations.

The Brexit Party is set to win more votes than pro-Remain parties combined in the European elections. Nigel Farage’s new party is polling at an average of 32 per cent which, taken alongside Ukip, puts the pro-Brexit vote at an estimated 35 per cent.

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What a dog whistle ! Well done Guardian /s

Nigel_Farage UKIP

Milkshake on the run?

BashiraOmeed

Trolls :))

Imagine going back to 2014 and telling someone the tweeting of an article about how to make milkshakes would be seen as amazing satire

A shake loved by all left politicians and media representatives. Feel free provide them with a sample while they go about their normal day. Even BurgerKing staff are happy to receive a sample at their place of work.

I was wondering about the reference to the Joshua Tree National Park that was devastated by Trump's lockout last year! But as someone else pointed out the article is from 2016!

lol well played

AbiWilks abi, i just cracked up.

AbiWilks Welcome to the resistance

when the SEO is incredibly ripe

When someone is seriously assaulted , not sure your tweet is going to age very well....think carefully before you incite violence.

Only the 'Herd Left' can celebrate an assault by their side and then immediately play the victim card on Twitter. Stay classy haters

Left wing logic

You've lost a paying subscriber today

I'd like to think this wasn't deliberate timing...but as this as juvenile as the rest of the Guardians output I suspect it is...no wonder they're broke...

pathetic

Too much effort to make. Unless it leaves a nasty smell it isn't worth it, it'll be easier to make a piss smoothie.

For those who don’t read articles before blabbering, this article is from 2016.

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Are you suggesting this as a healthier way to protest? milkshake

Who says legacy media can't keep up?

Perfect.

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...then throw at Nigel Farage. Just sayin...

Fuck me, remember when you weren't a Student Union comic?

Give the social media desk a raise 😂

And then hurl at Fromage/Frottage/Farrage?

🤡BecomeProficientAtProgramming 🤡

Really, are you trying to start a revolution?

Yawn, so edgy.

Cheeky 😏

Perfectly timed. This will age well

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lol 😂

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