Chinese man inserts a chopstick into his backside

Footage shows the metal stick lodged in the elderly resident's belly in China.

You have to be careful where you sit when you have no cloths on

Was he fishing for noodles?

Man Identified

Happens to the best of us 🤣

Why ?

That is so racist.

Jeez! What was up there he wanted to eat so bad?

Why? Just why

Chop stick only 10 inch? So 12 inch cock is longer 😄

Egg Poo Yung. Sorry. It just slipped out. Or not, in the case of Mr Myagi there.

Fuck him

He must have been Chicken Oriental.

I rearry didn't mean to and me no rikey what happened better than you. Me no rerease virus from Wuhan rab either. Black Plague not my fault. Huns were actuarry Italian.

Holy bat shit from that day on.

I’ve been bored this lockdown ,but not bored enough to try that one

Why?!? Just, Why?!?!?

😱

China🤮

“One in a million shot doc, one in a million”

Do-It-Yourself acupuncture not really recommended.

What a donut !

Why.?

What no dog

Fck

Ryan_Ty22

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

Any orifice will do for some!!!

He prefers length to girth.

Error 404. Wrong hole.

Bummer.

Curiosity; the same reason a man decided to drink a cows milk. Wonder what his story was.

Was there a bat on the end

Rectum? No they got the chopsticks out in one piece.

Doesn't it have to go through a mile of intestines first? This just proves the flat intestines theory

Because he is idiot

No wonder his eyes are slitty ! So would mine be if I'd rammed a chopstick up my jacksie - and remind me not to go to his house for dinner !!!

Only in Britain.

What.... The.... Actual.... Fuck...!

It means what I thought. He stuck it up his butt out of 'curiosity' he says...

Bring back Paul Dacre ScumMedia

Man has fist firmly up his arse

Have to admire the imagination of some of these people finding new and exciting activities to do in lockdown.

Tricky things those chopsticks

Wait.. What do they mean by backside. I have to read it to clear that up. No pun intended.

Havnt we all

Because of course he did

WHY?

Is he from China Town in San Fransicko?

Probably trying to get his hamster back 🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤣😂😂

If the doctors haven’t got enough to do!!!!

Wok was he thinking?

Painful

If dogs weren’t good enough there eating themselves.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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