Catholic Church investigating two nuns who returned pregnant from missionary trip to Africa

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One woman only discovered she was expecting after going to hospital with severe abdominal pains

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Divine intervention? Twice?

hahahaha

Sure the conclusion of that investigation is “They’ve went and gotten pumped.”

itchingseason That's why it's called the missionary position

Seriously- I hope these women were not abused . And in every sense , the Vatican should be making a position statement open transparent

Sounds like they successfully completed their missionary position

Miracles?

Ooops

African kiss

Maybe it was something to do with the missionary position?

Well it is nearly Christmas

It’s ok , they can join the Anglican Church now !!

Wow the same thing happened to Mary few years back

It's a shame they took a vow of celibacy now they cant get into heaven. Lol

Maybe they thought it meant missionary position

I hope they enjoy themselves, best news I’ve heard all week.

Uh oh. Get your investigation out of my habit

kimwillsher1 Oups...

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Brilliant front page story!

Oops

Africans and their dicks...YEAAAHHHH :)

Erm it seems a bit wrong that nuns are investigated when so many male priest that were abusing little boys had a blind eye turned? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Aha! Even the nuns can't avoid the power of the BBC 😂😂

Investigating? What exactly will they investigate?

Must be the second coming!!!

So...miracles from God! Right?

When in Rome...

Ohhhhh! A miracle! 😄😱🤔😂😳😳😇

I wonder if they conceived in the missionary position?

Awks

As long as it doesn't form a habit

Hmm even nuns knew that sex is sweet😁😁😁

Immaculate

Immaculate conception

Sounds funny. Yet all things done under the sun always have a day to show up. Why the pretence then?

Those sexxy nuns! They are human!!!

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The nuns get investigated. Of course they do.

I it's a who nun it mystery..

Interesting 🤔

Awww 😍

Nice change from little kids.

wavetop Bill Scetrine Obviously, immaculate conceptions, eh?

Obviously not pregnant by immaculate conception. Just simple sexual relations involving a penis and a vagina facilitating sperm and egg..and voila PREGGO! nuns priests

How do they know it wasn't reverse cowgirl?

In other words there's two normal individuals in the Catholic Church.

In typical Catholic Chirch fashion, they are more upset over news of this getting out than of what actually happened. sinners

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣Compulsory and dreamy rules

Vatican priorities

Both priests and nuns are human. However, their vows should have encouraged them to leave their faith before or once they broke them. It seems it’s a systemic issue, maybe the answer should be for the church to allow marriage within the clergy, including nuns

you know you're a bs cult.when your whole existence is based on 'immaculate conception'.but you want to 'investigate' a modern day immaculate else will your nonsensical jesus return without these immaculate conceptions?

Sneaky nuns!

Vatican will spray holi water.... pregnantnuns

आश्रम में जाओ गर्भवती होकर आओ 😂

The Vatican acknowledged “Priests and Bishops were using nuns as sex slaves”. FFS...

Why is this 'news'? Who cares?

This is why God encourages marriage. If nuns are the best of christians then they should be encouraged to marry the most (so their goodness carries on.) 'And He created you in pairs' (Quran 78:8)

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