Boris Johnson says he gets distracted by cheese and coffee while working from home

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Then Boris Johnson probably shouldn't work from home

Little self discipline.

Because he’s a proven work-shy prick with the attention span of a gnat. This is a man whose own staff had 2 barricade his office 2 stop him wandering during COVID. Overwhelming majority have been more productive/focused WFH than in office. We’re actually grown-ups.

He would know! Though he looks more akin to a giant peice of foie gras. You are what you eat!

Get it right Pinocchio , boris gets distracted by white lines, the young nanny and £800 rolls of wallpaper

It would be a funny story if it did not imply that from his actions depends the future of a Country. Are we not tired of this Reality Show that Politic has become ?

He also gets easily distracted by women and sex, considering how many wives, kids and affairs he's had.

Is that why he signed the Brexit Agreement without reading it?

Well he’s lazy anyway

Is this the same Boris Johnson renown for restraint and self control?😏

All that free food he troughs no wonder those little sloth like trots along the beach/in a park with a photographer aren’t seeing him shift any timber

He is lucky, he can afford cheese and coffee ☕ most people can't.

And Angela Rayners’ legs while at work!

So he assumes everyone else's do as well, so we should all go back into the office.

Is that what you call having sex with your wife these days.

He's never in his office , always somewhere else for another photo oppertunity

A lifelong cheese obsession along with the family haircut.

Is that what he calls the au pair’s?

Because he’s an idiot and it probably takes him hrs to make a coffee where as at work he no doubt has some junior keep refilling his cup & bringing him a cheese board to nibble on whilst deciding when he’s next going on holiday to his Russian friend’s villa in Italy.

Obviously cheese and coffee are a euphemism for something else.😉

what about the ginger growler? I heard this mysterious shy creature is very good at distracting him.

And is distracted by cake and booze whilst on site in work.

Does he need the space for more strippers, drugs and booze?

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