Boris Johnson has made a renewed call for people to return to the office, saying working from home does not work and that when he tried to do so he became distracted by making coffee and eating cheese.
Totally disagree with you.
Bj distracted by cheese and coffee? Lucky man. The rest of us can’t afford coffee and are eking out the cheese for the kids’ supper
It’s the cake and drinks that are the big hitters in the distraction world, or so I’ve heard. 😳
And was the June birthday party 10, Downing not much much more distracting?
This isn’t true at all. Just because you’re a lazy slob whilst on the clock at home doesn’t mean the rest of us are BorisJohnson some of us don’t even have coffee or cheese. Smfh. Some of us work way better away from gossip, distraction and judgement in the office!
Wise words. Best to pop into the office then, making sure that you leave your coffee and cheese at home.
… and parties can distract when you are supposed to be running the country. I never listen to a word from the mouth of our Stanley’s boy.
It’s a well known fact that nobody makes coffee or eats food in the office… maybe.
Cheese and coffe.... beer and cake as well
Good job wine and pastries doesn't then.
Considering Boris believes he's a Winston Churchill figure, he finds 'the Churchill diet' works best.
Is that why he was fined?
Just as distracting as cheese and wine at work, eh?
I see the problem.
Somehow makes me think he wanted to say wine and cheese.. . He must have realised that most people don't get drunk durring work hours, and deciding on cheese and coffee.
My son has worked from home since the start of the pandemic, working harder and longer hours as no commute, and no distractions. Perhaps he has a work ethic that Alexander de Peffel does not have.
.... is that not a Freudian slip - he meant cheese and wine, surely 🤔
Are we just gonna act like everyones not jerking it all day long? Cause …. That’s what going on between zooms.
30p cheese
Workers work , shirkers shirk, we see you Johnson.
Where’s the evidence? Have sales of cheese increased since the start of the pandemic? If so, which cheese is the choice of homeworkers?
Christ
I googled ‘projection’ and this came up.
And skipping baths too in his case
Loosely translates as... My mates own office blocks sandwich shops and they're really scared
I think we may have solved the mystery.
Sleeping at work during Brexit Withdrawal Act debate also distracts one. From the man with 100 polices fines for COVID parties when suitcases full of wine was taken in past police on duty.
Easily distracted at home and in the chamber. My hope is that he will become detracted.
Maybe someone with his self-motivational skills shouldn't be PM then.
Maybe fat boy should get out more then
If you’ve got the attention span of a two year old
If he is so easily distracted by cheese and coffee and can't Remember what he was meant to be doing after just going to the fridge then should he even be the prime minister ffs
Johnson knows very well this kind of distractions and more ones in the backyard of 10 Downing Street.
What an idiot! Millions of people work from home and deliver higher productivity without wasting time to commute. But his pals are suffering lack of associated trade and perhaps Tory donations may suffer.
Churchill has nothing to worry about.
Talking about himself, no self discipline, lazy. That is clearly to be seen with the Brexit deal,
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My brother in Christ, cheese and coffee are available in the office too
Surprised he could only name two
Sounds to me like he's easily distracted.
Doesn’t he work from home?
As can booze and interior designers.
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