Boris Johnson's 'oven ready' Brexit is going nowhere near the oven at all

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It fell to Michael Gove to explain that the 'oven ready' Brexit has already been scraped into the bin

Recently, while visiting a friend who is not the most gifted of chefs, I was surprised to be served a shop bought tarte tatin that was entirely raw.

 

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He always said it was going in a microwave.

Always got the impression it was little more than a microwave dinner at best anyway: Full of artificial flavourings and preservatives; Looks absolutely nothing like the picture on the box; Bland; Hugely disappointing and unsatisfying; Expensive; Bad for the environment.

really? so we are not 'holding all the cards' in the end? who would thought so.....

It’s a pot noodle Brexit

Who cares just leave with no deal and trade on WTO terms brexit NoDeal

Because it never existed

In fact he's 'washing his hands' of it!

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