FYI, we've found 16 clit suckers that might be *better* than oral sex

This might look like it belongs on the back of a UFO, but we can confirm the only purpose of the Enigma is to send you into orgasmic orbit.

Think of it like a fancy rampant rabbit. While the clit sucker delivers "fast yet gentle" waves, that curved G-spot probe makes sure you're aroused from every angle.

And if that wasn't enough, the Cruise Control feature (activated by pressing the vibe firmly against your bod) sends an extra intense boost on demand. It sounds out of this world, right?

Now if you're new to the world of sex tech, you'll want a sex toy that's easy to use, even easier to clean and, most importantly, does all the hard work for you.

Enter: the SONA 2 Cruise, LELO's best-selling clitoral massager. Unlike the Ora, this gets you off through a delightful combo of sucking and pulsing. Simply place it over your clit and work your way up the 12 speeds and intensities.

Although, the real star of your solo show is that Cruise Control feature, which reserves a little extra power for your grande finale.

Want more? Read our full review here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we love this clit sucker (read our full review right here) and know you will too.

Yep, girlies, gays and even some guys took to TikTok to share their praise for the viral plaything packing serious flower power — and thankfully, Lovehoney has now brought out one of its very own.

So get ready to bloom, thanks to the 10 suction modes, 65-minute run time and waterproof covering. Plus, who doesn't want a plaything they can proudly leave in plain sight?

We know you what you're thinking and no, this isn't just for huns with wide-set vaginas and heavy flows. That extra wide mouth actually works to titillate your entire nether regions, resulting in a bigger (and frankly better) O.

Simply load those lips with your favourite water-based lube (LELO's Personal Moisturizer is non-sticky and lasts for hours) before placing it loosely over your clit. Then lie back and let it work.

If LELO could just fix the fact you have to cycle through all the settings to get back to your fave, we'd give this a 25/10.

If you also like being fingered while your partnered explores you orally, listen up.

The Womanizer Duo 2 teases both your clit and G-spot. Sounds simple enough — until you bring in the 10 pulsing patterns and 14 different types of suction. Plus, thanks to the dual motors, you can alternate between your feel-good spots or pummel them both simultaneously.

It's giving... clear your schedule.

A not-so-subtle nod to Valentine's Day, this heart-shaped suction vibe will earn you an Instagram story of praise — the sixth love language, according to millennials.

Now we know it's what's on the inside that counts, but the scarlet silicone encasing this sucker feels and looks seriously plush. Like, leave it on display, no one will blame you.

Aesthetics aside, here's everything else you need to know: it comes packed with 10 intensity levels and a travel lock (in case you're craving a buzz outside the bedroom), it's 100% waterproof (all toys should be in 2024) and lasts up to 60 mins per charge.

For more info, head to this first-person review of the Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator from one of our very own sex writers.

The modern hun is expected to do it all, so it's only far we expect the same of our sex toys. Not only is the Namii a powerful clit sucker, but it's also a vibrator, so you can have it all at once, or mix it up every session.

Now some reviews have reported it's a little intense — but that also can totally work in your favour. One wrote: "Made me climb up the curtains!" Jel.

Top tip: hold it at different angles to simulate the feeling of cunnilingus — and master the Kivin technique solo.

No, we've accidentally chucked a thermometer into the line up — although this will crank up the heat. Yep, this clit suckers warms to a toasty 45°C, which not only makes the action feel a little more realistic, but also heightens your sensitivity too.

Although you can use this as a bog-standard sucker too. Just avoid hitting that 'wave' button.

Even better news? The handle doubles up as a G-spot vibe, and comes fitted with seven ultra-strong modes. We're talking core-shaking, toe-curling action on demand.

It's safe to say we agree with this fan: "I can't recharge this battery fast enough!"

Now you might have clocked Coco De Mer's impeccable lingerie (we're talking french lace, sultry cut outs and a boob job in a bra ), but did you know the London-based brand also stock luxe sex toys?

While the rampant rabbit is a fave among the Cosmo team, their clit sucker also earned top marks. That's because it comes with 10 rolling rhythms, three suction speeds and a double lining of chocolate-coloured silicone for maximum comfort.

That circular shape means it also sits neatly in the palm of your hand for an easy, all-around grip. Then, when you're done, chuck it in the vegan leather carry case (but still within easy reach on your bedside).

Rather aptly named "Duvet Day", this vibe will have you dancing in the sheets. That's because not only is it a magic wand and a G-spot vibrator, but also a rather magical clit sucker (kinda obvs, otherwise it wouldn't have ended up in this list).

Yep, that attachment slides right over the head, so you can pick and choose what type of treatment you want. If only it was the same with our partners...

The only other thing you need to know is there are 10 pulsing patterns, it's USB rechargeable and 100% waterproof. The possibilities!

Simply put, this is built to move exactly like the human tongue. Ideal if you're dealing with distance, or a lousy lover.

It's all down to that unpredictable rotating nub and it's 12 unique patterns. If you're interested, our Sex and Relationships Senior Ecommerce Writer Sophie has reported four and five should definitely not be skipped over.

We're also rather fond of the loop design helps you hold it, whatever your position.

One fan warned shoppers: "Hang on to your sheets girls, your toes are about to curl." Stun.

Hannah Montana (bear with us) knew exactly what she was taking about when she encouraged us to embrace the 'best of both worlds'.

This V-shaped toy comes with a clever clit sucker at one end — again, using Pleasure Air Tech to avoid any chance of numbing — and, at the other, a bulbous internal shaft to bring on the ultimate blended O.

Seriously. One happy customer shared: "No word of a lie, the first time I used this I came in about 15 seconds."

Rather aptly named 'Irreplaceable', we can guarantee this So Divine sucker will be a regular on your bedside table.

This sleek suction toy comes with 11 different settings and an easy-to-use single-button interface. Plus, a rather sleek-but-discreet matte black cover in case you fancy chucking it in your carry on.

Although the real star of the show is that perfectly rounded mouth, designed to offer a better seal and suction than ever before. Thankfully it's the end of shouting "to the left, to the left".

The main thing that sets Womanizer's bestseller apart from the others in our line up? The fact it offers up to four HOURS of fun.

Yeah, we weren't surprised to see it had racked up more than 1,220 five-star reviews, including this one: "First time I have had a squirting orgasm & now I can’t get enough."

Of course, there's more to it, including six intensity levels (think everything from sensual strokes to intense tremors) and a fully-waterproof outer.

Smile Makers describe it as "an ode to clitorises everywhere," while here at Cosmo we've labelled it the next best thing to The Rose.

Like the cult favourite, this is designed to totally surround your sweet spot, sucking you straight into unadulterated pleasure. Simply lube it up, slide it over and squeeze to intensify the suction. Great if you've handed all control to your other half while you focus on flourishing.

Even better news? This comes with three interchangeable mouths so you're almost guaranteed a perfect fit.

Now we totally support taking some time out of your busy schedule for an extended pleasure sesh. But in the age of 2024, that's not always possible.

So, why not leave your sucking sex toy within easy reach in the shower? We do this anyway, but at least you won't get any awkward questions with a Sucky Ducky.

Literally what it says on the tin, this clit sucker uses cutting-edge contactless tech to get you off. Just place it over your pleasure pearl and await the crashing waves of pleasure.