1.3 million people have signed up to storm Area 51. What could go wrong?

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Please don’t attempt the internet’s joke du jour, the US air force will not be amused

Urban legend has it that Area 51 is a weird place. Yet even if the conspiracy theories are true and the Nevada air force facility harbors extraterrestrial technology and/or life, it would still barely qualify as being weirder than the internet where, early this month the anonymous users behind a Facebook meme page proposed a jaunty group invasion of the restricted compound.

 

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Lazer beams to stun! Prep the anal probes!

🤪

👹👹👹👹👹👹😂😂😂

They are many people drinking.

Been there. They have a public cafe and gift shop.

Remember the wear clean underwear.

They going to get probed. Every single one. Or organ harvesting.🤣🤣😍

Do these ppl not work? Are THAT bored? Go on vacation, sail, swim, go hiking... spend time w/ your children. Wth?

Genuinely concerned disclaimers to the government in the middle of jokes so they don't get swatted by trigger happy authorities is so American 😐 If they really try to naruto-run Area 51, can/will America react like China in Tiananmen? Will the smiley face slip from the iron mask

Absolutely nothing

Know anyone going xoxsteviexox1 ?

I really wonder what is going to happen. There won't be 1.3 million but it seems like a lot of people are actually going.

Try storming the concentration camps in your country instead

Thinning out the population.

ducksrvicious we doing this? 🤣🤣

Nothing can go wrong, we're going to take over Area 51 with firepower, if the terrorist USA government wants a war their going to get one at their house with massive firepower with the help of Russia. Operation takeover.

JosephBorg20 Fancy it? 😉 We could pop to Nasa too x

This deserves an anthem.

... knock, knock Darwin calling.

'Elektronika 2' live on Spotify!

One thing is guaranteed. Someone WILL die if they try to storm the base. There are so many military secrets at that site, they will protect it at all costs. But the logic of how you defend yourself against 1.3 million people is interesting. I’m sure the military have a plan.

AaronMcC_Zero

Agent Mulder? FBI are you deputing agent Mulder?

Please stream it.

🇬🇧🤔 All INVISIBLE 🇺🇸😂

Se houvessem ETs nos USA, Trump os deportariam de volta ao seus planetas

Only 3 people will turn up like a school reunion arranged on Facebook.

First, they have to storm out of their parents basement.

How about storming the White House instead to get that RacistPresident out of the Oval Office? StormArea51 StormTheWhiteHouse

They know the truth! 👽👾🛸

The fact that the signs say they will use lethal force?

Someone out there is taking this seriously and will show up wondering where everyone else is.

Didn't they just sign up for being 'interested'?

billyKaffeine they’re calling us 👽

Everything was removed from there already, come on...

The best way to put stupid peo ple together

OMG!

Ju_Farias

Are they insured against abduction?

Aliens👽?🤫🧐

after Area 51 we are a well trained team. than we go fort knox.🙃🙃🙃

FREEALIENS

It's not controlled by the Air force,, it's joint controlled by the Navy Dept and their Astro counterparts, and they are answerable to no one except themselves! Have a nice try though.. 😃👤🛸👽👽

They could actually find what their looking for! 😂😂😂😂

What a time to be in the mortuary business.

Curiosity will kill the cat this time

They best shout “leeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeenkins” when they storm it

They could be turned into a pile of dust by lazer guns

And 8 will turn up .... 🙄👏

They will be disappointed.

There is the caller/email list that every telemarketer dreams of. 'We have a special offer for one day only, a can of sand from the original fake moon surface where they faked the moon landing. And the can is autographed by the actor who played Neil Armstrong. Only $99! '

Outside take: it is funded by American people. As are the concentration camps on the USA border. I think a few thousands of people could make a more benign change there. Rescue the kids, jail the guards and dismantle the for profit companies and reclaim the tax dollars.

No porta potties?

Everything

Now if they could just sign up to vote...

Free beer and chicks? That could go very wrong

I would if I could. Hell yeah.

These alien frags as well as the ones that survived the crash are no longer located in Area 51.

Imagine if those 1.3 million people actually signed up to do something important

All I can think of when hearing about this is social DARWINISM

They will be killed! Just like the students at Kent University when they were protecting the Government..

Don’t look at the wand

Hehe I wanna see too lol 😂

Bank holiday for the Grays and no ones in

This is the internet trolling the Air Force...which probably isn't a smart idea, but then again the internet will internet...

Well apart from the soldiers that will shoot them for trying nothing really

Anyone promoting this should be arrested

They need a big wall to keep out the American citizens.

How many people are going to get shot and/or killed?

and 9000+ ppl have joined the discord:

Madlads 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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