Professional dick ranker Aurora Rates posts up on an undisclosed nude beach to share her thoughts on all things phallic.
FRIDAY 3:30 PM AUG. 4, 2023 ???AURORA RATES: I rate dicks on the internet for money.SCARABELLI: Maybe you could do one passerby?SCARABELLI: You just received a micro penis submission in your inbox.
SCARABELLI: That’s something I’ve encountered before. Men are just confused because they watch porn all the time. RATES: I thought going into this that it did not matter to me. And then I had an encounter with a micro penis and I hated it.RATES: There’s not much you can do with it. The easiest blow job of my life. I had to turn away and laugh.SCARABELLI: I mean, it could be worse.SCARABELLI: Yes.
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