Strange, isn’t it, when you are looking for a bit of light relief in troubled times what your first thoughts turn to!There’s a global virus sweeping the world, taking lives in every country where it strikes, and I am particularly at risk if I don’t observe stringent regulations from my government.
Should I return to the long sideburns I wore umpteen decades ago? Should they be Elvis-like, which I loved, or should they be bushy Edwardian-style in keeping with my advancing years.As part of the tough government measures to survive the killer coronavirus – steps which I wholeheartedly support – all barbers had to shut up shop.
Modern man lives much longer. Many in their 70s, despite being cocooned on government orders, still feel healthy. The only difference from the caveman era is they are either bald or grey. Pondering what to do to the hair is a grateful break from staring at Ben Shephard’s Tipping Point or The Chase with Bradley Walsh every afternoon during the virus crisis.
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