Wednesday night begins as it always does: with a lame group date. Producers try to spice things up by making the guys perform at a comedy club which would be fun if we got to see the comedians who got axed from the program to make room for these clowns. A big neon sign hangs above the entrance announcing, “The Bachelorette comedy club — one night only!” and that’s the biggest joke of the evening because we’ve been laughing at these bozos two nights a week for the past month.
When Angie jumps out of the truck, it becomes clear — and Jamie the crying firefighter gets excited. This is his moment — a date tailored to his personal and professional strengths and a way for him to really show Angie the kind of man he is out in the real world. He can’t believe Angie would organise something so thoughtful.Ah. The dewy glow you get when you publicly troll someone.Ouch. What a slap to the face. She chose the Instagram dog guy over the firefighter for the firefighting date.
Over fondue, the Instagram dog guy confesses to Angie he developed a massive cyber crush on her and that he also has sweaty hands. She collapses into his arms and confesses to also suffering from extreme palm perspiration. They pledge to unite and use their public platform for good by developing a clinically tested, universally available prescription deodorant for hands.
Wow. High standards. I’m a bit more of a diva in my own dating life and won’t budge from my very demanding criteria of, “Has teeth”. Wow. It’s like something out of an Elizabeth Gilbert novel. If Elizabeth Gilbert was writing about a character who did and said amazingly cringe-worthy things.
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